Pimp

A person who markets prostitutes to make cash but also someone who is a businessman/woman. Just like the Kat Williams once said, "I think pimp, therefore I am", anyone can be a pimp.

Example 1)
I pimp hoes for mad cash.

Example 2)

That dude Mr.Swag just opened up a liquor store, that dude is straight pimp.

by SwagmasterChick May 17, 2016

Pimp

Acronym for "Person in my past". Common way to refer to your former lover(s) in conversation with your current/new lover, without explicitly referring to him/her/them by name or talking about "my ex". It communicates an understanding and respect of your new partner's sensitivity for bringing up your previous lover(s) or love life.

"So, you've visited New York?"
"Yes, a while ago with a PIMP."
"A pimp??"
"Yes, a person in my past... 😌"

by Defrerential April 12, 2022

the pimps birthday

One of several days of the year noted primarily by the birth of a major player or pump. Not to be confused with the Pope's birthday. These days are cause for celebration for most Protestants. Most notable of these days is January 16.

Wassup boo? I'ma throw down like it's the pimps birthday!! We all gon' be Joshin!

by Scorchedpork January 16, 2018

Pimp Daddy Syd

Pimp Daddy Syd is actually just Sydney but her true friends know her like that. Sydney is a gorgeous and loving and talented friend who doesn't know how amazing she is and how loved she is. She loves The Perks of Being a Wallflower and would actually marry a cat if given the chance even though she's allergic. Anybody who meets her better hold on tight because if you get the chance to get close to her it's rare and she's literally fucking perfection so hold on, it's worth it. She's worth it. ilysm Syd.

"Have you met Pimp Daddy Syd?"

"No, but I heard she's kinda perfect."
"Hell yah she is."

by PizzaForPrez November 15, 2014

kindergarten pimp

this is somwan who wurk with taking pokimon cards and throwing them att women in yhe age of 66

i was wonce defined

as a kindergarten pimp

by hakamama November 20, 2023

word pimp

n. He or she that doth chargeth an exorbitant sum for commonplace words that, when aggregated, shalt have magical meanings that conferreth limited liabilities and haveth the power to compel writs of coram nobis, habeus corpus, etc.; and for such services he or she shalt render unto clients bills that doth contain billing increments as small as six minutes; and shall ye fail to pay him or her, he or she shall initiate the shaft of the law unto thine anus.

Oh man, my word pimp is on my ass about that employment contract I gave him; he backhanded me when I didn't pay my bill.

by Codezilla September 3, 2013

Pimp

To have many bitches on your dick.

Man Pablo is a pimp

He has four bitches on his dick

by Pimpin ass motherfucker January 29, 2024