the mayonnaise on two quarter pounders

a nice piece of ass you cant stop cumming with night after night

yo fellaz, remember the bitch from last night, I pulled the mayonnaise on those two quarter pounders

by Fat Choke May 22, 2003

Polnd Stars

DEFI is better than this retarded band!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Polnd stars suck like none otha.

by Tim October 28, 2004

pondiferication

The act of pondering, only much more awesome.

The other day I was pondifericating as to if I should define pondiferication.

by Evan Oliver October 3, 2006

pondery

Appearing thoughtful. Generally associated with deep, good-looking people of high intelligence who assume the burden of thinking about things for short people who are not ponderously disposed, or for people whose advancing age makes it difficult to concentrate on things.

She had a hard time looking over the steering wheel and didn't know which way to go, and when she asked him what to do he looked pondery.

by TheLordFlasheart October 30, 2014

Plunderwear

The object of a search through someone else's dirty laundry, worn usually out of desperation.

"Man, I had to go through Ricky's laundry pile last night to get some Plunderwear since that hobo stole all my clothes."

by KaleChimp November 26, 2016

Pondinator

A handsome son-of-a-bitch; one of the best friends a man can have

"Man, Josh really pulled through for us today."
"Yeah, the guy's a real Pondinator."

by BDSM_Guy November 27, 2016

Pond Scum

your bro that you make out without before hoes, but only in Philly.

Cleveland: bros before hoes my mans *two bros make out*
Philadelphia: city of brotherly love, come over here pond scum *two bros make out*

by ImoteKhan August 11, 2022