poop inertia

The feeling right before you are about to take a rather large poop(s).

Mom: “Jimmy?”
Jimmy: “I’ll be out in a second!!”
Jimmy (quietly): man, I can feel the poop inertia building up right now! I- *ker-plunk*

by mattyvomg June 2, 2018

poop sleuth

A person who always smells shit but can never seem to find the source.

Betty was too busy being a poop sleuth that she didn't even realize it was her own funk she was smelling.

by Narcolovely June 2, 2018

Siamese Poop

When your spouse or partner is sitting on the toilette peeing or pooping, the other person sits on top and poops through their partners legs.

My wife was using the toilette, and I had to go really bad, so I asked her if it was alright if I took a Siamese Poop. Of course she said yes.

by Goonga Lagoonga June 8, 2018

sugar poop

When you drank wine or a sweet beverage the night before and your morning poop smells sweet like candy and sugar , but also like poo.

Hey Mel that sweeter rose ‘ gave me the sugar poops.

by cnobes December 28, 2017

Air Poop

Another word for a fart, especially if extra smelly.

"Dude, I just made an air poop in the other room. Cleared everyone out! It was awesome!"

by D-baggie January 3, 2018

Emergency Poop

The act of requiring urgent toilet facilities to produce a number 2 bodily movement. Mostly happens at the worse moments and comes like fire from satan.

Had to stop playing because of an emergency poop.

by Exell April 28, 2017

Birth Poop

Painful poop as if you were giving birth.

Today could have been better... was stuck on the toilet dealing with a birth poop.

by Rainey4 May 5, 2017