pied piper

Blowjob variation, where the blower runs their lips up and down along the shaft of the penis while the blowee whistles a tune.

Suzie gave me a pied piper last night, and whenever she hit an off note I poked it in her eye!

by dudelove March 27, 2005

Reverse Alaskan Pipeline

Derived from the Alaskan Pipeline, the Reverse Alaskan Pipeline is practically the same as the Alaskan Pipeline except instead of leaving the seran wrap or condom around the feces you remove it after its frozen and proceed to have sex with it. Some people prefer this over the Alaskan Pipeline because they enjoy having sex with it as it melts back to its mucky state.

Slut : I gave myself a Reverse Alaskan Pipeline last night after I read about it on UD.

Guy : WTF WHY?

Slut : It felt soooo good but it was sooo messy.

by PR0XY July 19, 2009

Loud Pipes

The only concession to safety that a motorcycle needs. Time was, you were expected to wear visible clothing and a helmet and drive predictably. Now it's OK to dress completely in black (no helmet) and pop in and out of lanes at will. As long as you have really loud, low pitched, non-directional exhaust noise.

Loud pipes endanger lives.

"Boy, these loud pipes rock. Everybody takes their eyes off the road to figure out where the hell the racket is coming from and get into massive pileups. Then I just drive around the mess."

by Al Benedict June 4, 2013

Pipes

Otherwise known as P-I-P-E-S, or Penis In Pickled Ecstasy. This is a term widely used in the South Side of Los Altos. It refers to an old man found dead in his home surrounded by jars of Penis' soaking in Ecstasy. They are found to be edible and smokable, but create a very intense high.

Coach-- Kids, you need to do better in soccer, or the Pipes will get you. I want us to be a very good team.

Kids-- Yes coach. We will not dip Pipes in our tea before we eat them.

OR

Faggle-- Shit they found my secret stash of Pipes.

Nip-- Oh shit what are going to do?

Faggle-- Eat em i guess? Or we could smoke them. Either way i have to get the smell of pickled jizz out of my room.

by Fagglenip Pettigrew April 25, 2010

pied piper

a term used for R-Kelly because he has so much in common with the pied piper

the pied piper back with his new song snake

by d July 31, 2003

alaskan pipeline

The alaskan pipeline is where you take a crap, freeze it, and then put the turd up a girl like a dildo.

That alaskan pipeline really hurt Becca's small vagina.

by Napoaleon November 9, 2007

piper perri

The hottest petite pornstar you'll ever see.

Did you watch Piper Perri fuck 12 black guys at once!?

by Bissanick October 26, 2017