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pimping your kid

Using your child as an excuse for your own bad behavior or a job promotion your not qualified for.
(name insert) has a degree in applied science and many years experience.
"pimping your kid" states " I have 5 kids from 3 different women and need to support them".

Who should get the job?
by buckeyeoh November 20, 2017
mugGet the pimping your kidmug.

Codependent pimp

A guy who desperately wants to be a pimp with his ho but simply cannot because he is equally addicted to the same drug as she is. For his efforts, instead of cash, him and his ho eat a McDonald's cheeseburger and split $50 worth of meth
"Dave and Alicia look like death on wheels. Sadly Dave has lost all authority and respect of his ho and is now a codependent pimp"
by Armchair supervisor April 30, 2024
mugGet the Codependent pimpmug.

to pimp the S-1070

To hire someone someone ( non sexual work) and live off of their labor like parasite, regardless of whether or not you are gainfully employed yourself.
Boy one: let's make more money. But how?

Boy two: let's try to pimp the S-1070 and get some illegal immigrants to work for us.

Boy one: you're a genius
by Sexydimma May 21, 2017
mugGet the to pimp the S-1070mug.

hella pimp

Dope, rad, ultra-smuggy, and phat
My girl Sapo, she got a hella pimp ride.
by URB4Nbat-boy December 17, 2024
mugGet the hella pimpmug.

Pimp

A financially independant man that legally has 4 wives like Prophet Muhammad SAW & handles all of them with care
I'm a simp and I'm a pimp, I make The Devil limp.
by anonymous February 16, 2021
mugGet the Pimpmug.

male pimp

He is a male pimp...he's loaded
by getsomenow May 25, 2011
mugGet the male pimpmug.

Pimp Sniper

“When your punk ass neighbor rats you out to your girl when all you were doing was talking to your hot Asian neighbor.”

-Andy Noel-
“So I was cumming in her mouth and everything was good then my fuckin bitch ass neighbor a “Pimp Sniper” “Pimp Sniped.” Me, and then 20 min later I had no girlfriend and no mouth to cum in, bro.”
by Saint Noel September 16, 2021
mugGet the Pimp Snipermug.

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