John Hancock

When a man sticks his penis in ink and swipes it on another person's face.

After i sign this document, can I give you my John Hancock?

by Wccpubman February 26, 2011

Farmer John

Adj. To be unscientific. To do something in an amatuerish and unsophisticated way.

It's no wonder they haven't figured out the problem yet. This farmer john troubleshooting is BULLSHIT!

by Ricky Graham October 17, 2006

John Dee

A term that some use to refer to themselves and their friends in the third person. Essentially replacing the name of the person in question, it masks the person's identity and gives off the vibe that they are cool or hip. When someone names their self as John Dee, they are either using such title ironically, or they are trying to express how cool they are. If someone labels someone as John Dee, then they are either trying to say that you are a badass, or point you out as one of their homies. It should be considered as a well-intended, although confusing, complement and reserved for only you and your true friends.

Danny: Hey, Kennedy! How did yesterday go?
Kennedy: Oh, it was great! Yeah, John Dee was tired, but he got into it! Let me tell you!
Danny: Dang! Glad to hear you got loose! And Kyle?
Kennedy: Oh yeah! John Dee got down too! He was all in!

by @Mr.Toashty February 27, 2017

lil john

Ugly, retarded rapper that doesn't deserve the air he breathes.

Guy#1 "dude, you're so gay you remind me of Lil John."

Guy#2 "...(sob)"

by G-mix December 11, 2004

john edwards

a man who is sexually attracted to john kerry

he also cares more about becoming president than being with his own family

john edwards tried to feel down kerry's leg

by lemonpartyfan April 12, 2007

John 5

n.Former guitarist of Marilyn Manson.

v.To blow your load on a girl's chest then lick it off. (He likes to do this according to MetalSLudge.com so I just made it into a verb.)

n. It that John 5 quit Manson's band.

v. Last night I John 5ed some big titied whore.

by Josh Kuklinsky August 7, 2006

John Smith

To have sex with an Indian woman, or to be the person who has had sex with an Indian woman.

I met this girl names Slobodong last night, and dude, I became her John Smith before the night was over.

by blahblahb September 16, 2007