Karen

Slang term in English speaking countries for a person who presents as a middle-aged female demanding to speak to the manager, or who otherwise complains about trivial shit. Karen is annoying and she usually operates from a position of bitter entitlement. The positive side of Karen is that she has a suppressed, raging sex drive that leads her to act out disgusting, depraved fantasies until her filthy needs are satisfied. So the next time you see a Karen blathering to the manager about how the checkout lines are inappropriately staffed, just know she's in a hurry to get to a gangbang with homeless dudes at a shitty motel on the outskirts of town and she doesn't want to be late.

Me: "Ugh. Karen is complaining to anyone who'll listen about how contraceptives shouldn't be out in plain view on aisle 7."
My friend Buford: "She hates condoms. I fucked her in a gangbang last week and she was complaining about how latex makes her snatch itchy and she insisted we all go bareback."

by Rosemarysbaby666 September 13, 2021

Karen

People who berate customer service workers for either no reason or for the stupidest reason. Often asks for manager assistance.

Karen: Do you have lactose infused dairy-free ice cream?
Cashier: No. That’s a stupid idea.
Karen: You are being disrespectful for telling me no. Let me see your manager.

by GeosWorld August 17, 2022

The Karenation

The time where Karens were born. The day the name Karen was shat on by entitled blond individuals.

The Karenation brought a plague on our society and we can think back to before it.

Fuck you Karen.

The Karenation is an event we’ll never forget. Now we are in deep shit.

by M4R1_Void April 22, 2023

Karen

The most badass woman you will ever meet. She loves fiercely and carries the weight of the world on her shoulders. She will never stop fighting for what is right, and yes she does care what others think. She obviously has one flaw, which is super poor taste in men who are so shallow, petty and unemployed, leaving them ample time to make up false definitions of her on urban dictionary. She has learned and a now married to a Scott.

I am grateful to have Karen on my side. Her husband is a legendary ass mother fucker.

by Legendaryassmotherfucker November 22, 2019

Karen

A "Karen" is a basic white girl, but is older and is usually a mom. They usually don't know anything about the trending "slang" or they try to use it in a sentence and end up making you cringe. They remind me of some soccer moms too. Don't forget..make sure to make everything perfect ...or else they'll have to speak to your manager. ALSO DON'T FORGET TO NOT SPILL RED LIPSTICK IN THEIR WHITE VALENTINO BAG!!

"My mom threw a fit yesterday because the waitress messed up her meal. She ended up speaking to the manager...my mom is such a Karen!" said Skyler

by gabc123 October 23, 2019

Karen

Karen is the perfect woman. She has no flaw. She's funny, sweet, smart as hell, and above all, she is extremely gorgeous. Everybody loves Karen. If you were to look up the word "amazing" in the dictionary, there would be a picture of Karen flying a kite at the park with her three amazing kids and loving husband.

Karen donated her entire stimulus to the children selling chicklets on the US/Mexico border.

by overlord0929 February 3, 2021

Karen

A Karen is normally known for her outlying destruction of children's ability to enjoy life or anyone to have some sort of fun. Normally known as mood killers, annoying, and at all costs must avoid. However, you do get lucky that one Karen can be known as a Milf. Those types are wild and normally past their late 40s and lost all hope of control and must revert to the youthfulness of the surrounding community.

Howard- Wow G did you get to experience Karen? She is out of this world wild.

G- In fact Howard you are right Karen was amazing last night.

Kevin- Did you see that milf (Karen)

Howard- I heard she is into local college kids who are "Bad Boys"

by NONamePoppyLongWood April 6, 2022