Fiji Morgan

An obscure sexual act involving the use of an antique American Silver dollar, clenched in the mummified palm of a dead Capuchin monkey, inserted into one's rectum.

Susan's recent experience at her local coin store reminded her of her very first Fiji Morgan.

by The Grunionator May 10, 2024

Emily Morgan

Nickname for a horrible lacrosse player also known as a flopper or a wuss
For example:
- if you fall to the ground and cry for no reason during a lacrosse game then u are Emily Morgan.

- if every team that plays you does not like you then you must be Emily Morgan
- If you have no friends and cuss people out then you are Emily Morgan.

Lax player 1: “look there is Emily Morgan”
Lax player 2: “what a wuss”
Lax player 3: “I get second hand embarrassment from Emily Morgan”

by 337799 June 8, 2024

Aunt Margaret

A person with a misplaced feeling of entitlement. Referring to Princess Margaret, the sister of the late Queen Elizabeth II.

You know, my mother thinks she’s Aunt Margaret. She’s teasing the hair with a bottle of vodka.

by dýlánður June 18, 2024

Rory Morgan

An obnoxiously loud girl dunk off her ass, usually Captain Morgan, that is ruining the party for everyone.

Katie, stop being such a “Rory Morgan” you about to get us kicked out of the Applebees!

by JediWiz June 25, 2024

The Margarita Mudslide

This my friend, is a new definition to happy hour at a bar. So it's basically an unruly shot method where you order a margarita slushie pitcher and then offer your lady friend to bend over and with a funnel attempt a makeshift ice luge while really tempting Montezuma's revenge on the way down.

1. My lady friend promised she had impeccable sphincter control before we attempted the Margarita Mudslide at the local bar. Boy was I in for a surprise when I tasted a little bit of funk.

2. I tried the Margarita Mudslide on the Cinco de Mayo and dubbed it, for one night only, the Sphincter de Mayo with a Latin twist.

by WunInchWundurr July 8, 2024

Caitlyn Margaret Hart

Heh.. she's... kinda awesome Lol. When someone tells you they have a friend with the name Caitlyn Margaret Hart, you know you've got a keeper!

Person 1: "Dude that girl is so bad who is she?"
Person 2: "Bro that's Caitlyn Margaret Hart."

by sefy February 3, 2025

Harrison Morgan

Dexter's angsty daddy-issue-riddled son

His teen years were a moody mix of "I hate you for leaving me!" and "Dad, teach me your murder-ways!"

Person 1: Ugh, the ending of New Blood was so rushed!

Person 2: Right? They spent all season on **Harrison Morgan** brooding just for that? Classic teen drama, but with murder

by Czeszka January 17, 2026