March 25th

If you were born on this day you’re the most amazing, beautiful, sexiest person.

Kylie: Hey, when is your birthday, i wanna make sure you get a gift.
Chris: March 25th
Kylie: That’s why you’re so amazing

by MenacingTurk July 17, 2020

Masturbatory March Madness

MMM is a side challenge to March Madness. Whenever you get a match wrong you must masturbate for 1 hour following the conclusion of the series.

Me: Hey John are you doing Masturbatory March Madness this year?
John: Hell yeah bud, you?
Me: You betcha

by SomeShitPoster September 7, 2020

Earl of March

A school that looks like a prison with gay cucks.

Oh my gawd, this guy from Earl of March? Disgustang...

by NibbaHunter462 September 13, 2020

Only Meat March

In March, you can only eat meat like fish and beef! If you eat anything else other than meat, you are disqualified!

Vegetarian: I already fucking lost Only Meat March.

Dude: Go eat your grass.

by Joking Joker January October 4, 2020

March 5th

if your born on March 5th your probably a little dumb and not that good looking which causes you to doubt your self worth and you probably are not familiar with the feeling love but you work hard and are committed to anything

that kid was born on March 5th he's a hard worker

by Old faithful October 5, 2020

March 9

The person born on this day isn't that smart, they are pretty mean also short.

p1. Hey, isn't you're birthday on March 9?
p2. Yeah
p1. No wonder why you're mean and short.

by Yourshort October 19, 2020

High School Colorguard (Marching Band) Def. Part 4

CONTINUED FROM #6:
If you have some grace and musical talent(not all guards have this, but ours do and 80% of us play all sorts of musical instruments{most are 1st-3rd out of 5 or more chairs in Concert/Symphonic Band/Choir/Orchestra/Guitar class in their section or have ability to be in more than two instrument sections} and WE GOT RHYTHM AND EXPRESSION like no one's business... kinda required from everyone...lol) then good for your guard.
WE ARE NOT CHEERLEADERS/TWIRLERS. In order for our school's cheerleading team to "look" good while performing, they need to have certain and various amounts of body control, balance, muscle, body awareness, timing, and smiles. These are not hard once you get them down but these are NOT EASY either. NOT ALL GUARDS HAVE THIS but ours do- according to this at some level, we get along with the cheerleaders and we appreciate each other.
Twirlers... I have no exact idea who they are so i can't judge them...
All i know is that twirlers twirl.
7. guard or CG (colorguard)

High School Colorguard (Marching Band) Def. Part 4

Examples are finished in Definition parts one through 3.

by All I want is PEACE. December 27, 2011