calls random women mummy

try’s to steal everyone’s bird except harvey’s for obvious reasons

has a huge stanislas agenda cus he’s a finished player

supports a tinpot club with a shit stadium

thinks astrid wetts attractive?! 😂😂

do you know horny man (lucas)?
yeah tried chatting up my bird on twitter

horny man (lucas) by dontlikestanislas June 3, 2021

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King overlord Lucas

Lucas is basically the protector of all women, and slays normies

Mate have I seen King overlord Lucas recently?

King overlord Lucas by Lucas 2 wicked June 10, 2021

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to do the Lucas

Get yourself an underaged girl, because you can’t get one in your age.

My girlfriend left me, I might have to do the Lucas.

to do the Lucas by Lucas187 May 9, 2022

matt lucas

A money wanting, misfits lover, who's hobbies include growing out his beard, looking up weird sexual innuedos and drinking lots of beer, of course. He also loves long walks on the beach.

I'll give you this beer for free if you give me a dollar.
Who are you, Matt Lucas?

matt lucas by lauren and jenna January 19, 2009

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