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Kevin

Kevin is an extremely large human, He is fat and will die before 20 due to diabetes, heart failure, liver failure and erectile dysfunction. Kevins have hobbies of eating, chewing, swallowing, gaming and gambling. Kevin is unclean due to the difficulty cleaning between his rolls. Kevin's ankles touch the ground and his belly button has absorbed his penis
"Stop eating, your gonna become Kevin"
by Simon Lin August 11, 2024
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Kevin

His penis was as large as the god Kevins Penis
by Professor Chun Fei March 24, 2022
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Kevin

one fly ass n***a
Yo did you see Kevin’s new fucking lambo 🤣 🔥
by pluhsama November 20, 2023
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Kevin

Kevin is someone that clings to your side unconditionally and lovingly.He genuinely loves spending time with you and making you feel like the number one person on his mind.He’s honest and loyal at heart and seems to have everything together.Kevin likes to shine he has an ego and can be a bit cocky, but isn’t he worth all the rave because he just about touches everything you can ever want in a guy.He is reassuring,He is a lil insecure about how you may see him so always tell him he is soo handsome .He loves when you care because it makes him feel like he’s doing his job .So be nice but not too nice because he likes a little assertive and aggressiveness in his loving relationship.
Kevin- “ Someone is interested and won’t take there eyes off me to look away for a second”-“He seems so in control of the crowd and aware of how his impact toward others ..must be a Kevin”
by HeartN November 3, 2023
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A shower with Kevin

The act of getting kneed up the ass so hard that you can feel your hip bone shatter and your ribs cracking.
*Guy 1 walks up to Guy 2 laying on the ground moaning in pain*

Guy 1: Yo bro what happened?
Guy 2: I don't know man it happened so fast. I think some guy made me take a shower with Kevin.
by TheAlmightyChadd November 15, 2018
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Kevin

Kevin is someone that likes someone who does not have eye brows
Kevin raj
by pepeper January 30, 2024
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