Kevin

A guy who has the smallest dick in the universe, who also smells like shit and probably sucks his pet's dick. And Kevin's often think they're an expert at something, but their statements often blows up in their own faces

literally no one:
Kevin: I invented lay up.

by Stinky possum December 25, 2022

ohio Kevin

A man who hangs around at the local bar everyday.

Person 1: “We saw Dave at the bar AGAIN yesterday, can you believe that?!”

Person 2: “Yeah man, he’s become a total Ohio Kevin.”

by totallycracked December 28, 2022

Kevin The Carrot

this mofo is a true brit he plays for marks and spencers FC as a striker and the england food FC the carrot lad loves a bit of brexit tackling and he plays with colin the caterpillar who is also a true british beast on the field

kevin the carrot is literally a goat

by big fat tubby December 29, 2022

Kevin Anderson

A man who possess no desire to either defecate nor pass flatulence.

“Hooh. I don’t wanna poop, I don’t wanna fart. I’m Kevin Anderson.”

by wavvyvisionsdude January 5, 2023

Kevin

The smelliest person that caused pollution and won’t admit that Christie is just better

Kevin is smelly

by whopopolo January 8, 2023

Kevining

The act of doing what kevin does.

Look at kevin over there he is just kevining by himself .

by Kevins_simp January 12, 2023

Kevining

The act of what a Kevin does.

The little boy said. "Look mom that is a Kevin kevining

by TheBestKaydenceEver1214 January 13, 2023