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January Shitx

The day in 2021 when protesters/supporters of Donald Trump engaged in an insurrection attack at the capitol.
That was on January Shitx, we will never forget that.
by Zero2infinity January 6, 2023
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January 12th

national kiss a black straight hair 5'6 lonely kpop obsessed plant killer plushie lover clean depressed Asian day
DAMN IT'S JANUARY 12th. Time to go give that smexy lady tien a kiss
by Not depressed kiss kiss December 31, 2021
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national boyfriend day January 29th

National boyfriend day is a day that we celebrate our boyfriends and cherish them and be happy we with them so cherish your boyfriends ladies
Me: hey it’s national boyfriend day January 29th I have to find my boyfriend and cherish and love him because I’m happy I’m with him
Alexa: omg girl go see your boyfriend cherish him and make him happy love him..
by Bro I love you January 27, 2021
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January 7

This day is a free ticket to hug anyone you want do hold back
Hey man did you heard is January 7th

No man come give me a hug
by Wandering traveler January 6, 2022
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January 30th

January 30th: when the worst people are born. People who are born on this date are the scum of the earth, they are cheaters, druggies and just horrible people in general. They are toxic attention seekers with god complexes, if you meet someone born on this date stay away; they only bring misfortune.
My boyfriend is a piece of shit, he was born on January 30th, makes sense
by Verifiedtruthspeaker November 23, 2021
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January 30

National Black day. Everyone must dress in black to worship the black people. This day teaches white people to be empathetic to blacks because they have no rights and suffer every day.
It’s January 30 tomorrow - national black people day!
That means I must dress in black to show empathy for your hard work as my favourite black person.
by GabbyGotLost January 30, 2024
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January 2

The birthday of the most beautiful, special, intelligent, loving, sexy, precious, and adorable woman you've ever met in your life.
It's January 2nd, some man somewhere is luckiest guy alive!
by xDANxxTHEMANx April 7, 2024
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