by Inlovewithflorencepugh January 22, 2024

My friend: Why are you watching this guy dance? Who is he?
Me: This is Kai from EXO
My friend: okay but why?
Me: It’s January 14 duh! It’s his birthday!
Me: This is Kai from EXO
My friend: okay but why?
Me: It’s January 14 duh! It’s his birthday!
by hadj April 11, 2020

"Hey, Jerry I didn't do anything sexual all of January nor did I watch porn"
"Why, Larry tell me?"
"Because of No Porn January, it's a good healthy challenge that you should try sometime"
"Why, Larry tell me?"
"Because of No Porn January, it's a good healthy challenge that you should try sometime"
by AnRed McParlin September 8, 2021

January 2nd is A social gathering of invited guests, typically involving eating, drinking, and entertainment
by Jan2ndboys January 1, 2022

January 15th is anime thighs day. Our anthem is 'Anime Thighs' by MC Virgins Ft. Wonder.
On this day, people should add 'anime thighs' at the end of their name and listen to anime thighs on loop. The holiday is to honor anime thighs.
On this day, people should add 'anime thighs' at the end of their name and listen to anime thighs on loop. The holiday is to honor anime thighs.
by GeneysAnimeThighs April 9, 2021

In parody of "No-Nut November" and "Destroy Dick December", finger her January is an event starting on the first of January, in which you finger as much as you can, during this time all bro bonds are here by canceled and it is allowed to finger a friend's mom.
by MR.NUTGUY November 23, 2018

January 1st is BFDI day. BFDI's anniversary. You must watch every BFDI video on the Jacknjellify channel and change your profile picture on every social media to a BFDI character for that whole day.
Hey dude! It's January 1st!
January 1st? I guess I have to change my profile picture and begin watching!
January 1st? I guess I have to change my profile picture and begin watching!
by Berrino November 24, 2023
