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Shit Squeezer

My boyfriend shoved his finger so far up my shit squeezer.
by PayneTaylorDE302 April 13, 2020
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Shit and go

The act of shitting in another persons toilet without having the courtesy to flush.
Person 1 "You won't believe what happened"

Person 2 "What happened?"
Person 1 "Another shit and go mate"

Person 2 "Now that's a shit go mate"
by lovelyline July 27, 2014
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Dibonic Shit

The most horrendus, ghastly, smelly, retarded, gooey, raging, shitty shit on the face of the planet. God help you if you know someone that takes these kinds of shits.
Shawndavious: Ay man, listen I understand you taking a big dump in there, but you gotta get out of my bathroom eventually.

David: Alright man, I'm out! Thanks for letting me use your toilet, I was holding that in for 9 days!

Shawndavious: It's cool man-*Smells something Dibonic* MAN WHAT THE FUCK?!!!? BOY DID YOU TAKE A DIBONIC SHIT!?!

David: Yeah.... sorry man, hey I mean Febreze is on sale?

*Shawndavious pulls out a glock and shoots and kills David. He then proceeds to strap dibonic explosives to himself and blows up.
by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER December 26, 2022
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Shit Tom

When your phone finally learns to spell curse words but still manages to fuck it up.

Shit Tom is used to express the awe in how someone finally learns a new task only to fuck up the part they should know.
Shit Tom, that's a great omelet why are there egg shells in it?
by Joey Bobby November 9, 2019
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fucken shit

A situation caused by someone's stupidity too bad.
It's fucken shit you got a parking ticket even though it was an emergency.
by Joe Nickolas Pelech May 14, 2017
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Shit in the mud

A boring person who tends to not want to do anything
by K.L.A October 30, 2020
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Shit of wisdom

The shit of wisdom is when you need advise/wisdom the shit will come to you and if it is clean it, it is a yes and if it runny it is a no
I don't know what to do so hold up while i take the shit of wisdom
by MrStealyoWhip May 12, 2019
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