pocket queer

1. Someone who has different pockets than normal, or
2. Someone who doesn't know what a pocket queer is

Example 1,

Tod: Hey, are you a pocket queer?
PQ: Wtf is a pocket queer
Tod: I knew it! Pocket queer.

Example 2,

Tod: You sure are a pocket queer with those pockets you got there.

by eggninja September 8, 2008

Alabama Hot Pocket

A sexual procedure in which a male and female couple partake. The first step is for the male to defecate in the female's vagina, next the couple join together in sexual intercourse. A close relative of the Cleavland Steamer.

Don't make the same mistake as your father. When you go to Montgomery don't buy $20 hookers. They have fallen victim to the Alabama Hot Pocket.

by Nick Ozlo January 5, 2008

tactical pockets launcher

A large hand-held weapon which rains down bitchy beagle limbs on your enemies.

"Yo man remember that bitch beagle named pockets? I chopped that ho up and put her in this tactical pockets launcher to throw on kids named Evan."

by zammy zammersonian February 4, 2010

hot silk pocket

A warm vagina

I was licking her hot silk pocket all night, she tasted a bit sweaty!

by Dirty/DC March 3, 2014

Master's Hot Pocket

When the dominant male gets his cousin to piss in his mouth while he shits in his cousin mouth.

Bout to have me a nice Master's Hot Pocket with the fam.

by Whoisit??? March 17, 2023

Maryland hot pocket

Putting old bay on a woman’s pussy, fucking her, then jerking off to gay porn.

Doug gave me a Maryland hot pocket last night; I think he’s gay.

by OldBay132 April 25, 2023

Cambodian hot pocket

When u Dutch oven yourself and partner during sex

I did a Cambodian hot pocket last night

by magic mahoney April 17, 2020