Dutch Oven Staub

When you discreetly fluff a fart or toot under the blankets then unfurl it into your partners face. Upon impact you stab (or Staub) her in eye with your dick. This can only be accomplished with a raging boner.

She would have kissed me good night if not for the Dutch Oven Staub I unleashed.

by ContestPhenom November 9, 2019

dutch walk

how the dutch used to walk through New York City on their way back home from church when it was called new Amsterdam

dutch walked through the village last night and got my pockets drained at mcsorley's

by yosoyboy May 24, 2025

Dutch

A seriously large poo that needs to be removed. It’s very hot and smelly on exit and requires an immediate flush.

Dude I did a massive Dutch and blocked the toilet…..

by CraneFlYi December 17, 2023

Dutch

A extra large penis size classification.

Cocks come in all sizes: micro, small, average, large, extra-large, and Dutch.

by depthvortex January 25, 2021

Dutch barn

A lively party

This party is going to be a Dutch barn!

by Juavez P. August 16, 2018

you are a Dutch

Calling a girl a great person, someone that has your back . You are awesome

Ma'am you are a Dutch !!!

by Bethovero April 8, 2022

Dutch stuffed ditch panda

A cheap often foreign prostitute who has black bags under her eyes caused from drug withdrawals, being gang banged and blown in by several men for drugs. Leaving her filled with cum, resembling a Dutch stuffing. "A thick mashed potato and bread stuffing" who is left to have her fix in an alley or park.

We have run outta gear, The boys ended up with a Dutch stuffed ditch panda earlier tonight, so they need to get on again.

by Habdul arkbah ghi-hud May 18, 2022