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Useful Idiots 

Karl Marx described "useful idiots" as people who carry the Marxist ideals throughout a society or country itself, but this term can apply to anyone who believes in useless political ideals. Many young college students are bought and sold by liberal/socialist ideals like no-gun laws will stop crime in its tracks, heavy government control in our life is a good thing, and universal healthcare will solve all issues. They can be considered useful idiots because other countries around the world have proved these ideas horribly wrong, however they still blindly follow their leaders who say those things. Useful idiots believe they are fighting for "good" causes, but do not have the ability to think for themselves. If they would actually sit and think things out for a few minutes, they would realize how bad their ideas really are.
"My adherents are useful idiots." -Karl Marx

Person 1: America needs socialized medicine because thousands of people can't get healthcare, and socialized medicine will solve that issue!

Person 2: No it won't, the hospitals will just become so filled that LESS people will get help, and more people will die from curable diseases! Countries like Cuba and the U.K. have already proved this!

Person 1: No, it works! You're just a hatemonger of the poor! It works in other countries and it will work here!

Person 2: Ugh! What's the use of arguing this? You're just another useful idiot.
Useful Idiots by young conservative November 28, 2012
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Idiocracy 

Form of government led by idiots.
The current administration is an idiocracy.

Idiotards got elected and we got an idiocracy.
Idiocracy by emyuman November 14, 2012
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idiocity 

A certain Southern governor is proposing his state secede from the United States. Although it is tempting to see this state leave the Union, this governor's proposal is pure idiocity!
idiocity by Polz Power April 19, 2009

Idiocracy 

Main Entry: id•i•o•cra•cy
Pronunciation: 'i-dE ä-kr&-sE'
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -cies
Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French ydiote, from Latin idiota ignorant person, + -cratie -cracy
1 : a body of foolish or stupid nonelective government officials b : a foolish or stupid administrative policy-making group
2 : government characterized foolish functions, adherence to stupid and ineffective rules, and a hierarchy of incompetent authority
3 : a system of administration marked by foolish officialism, or stupid red tape, and endless errors in judgement.
George Bush presides over an Idiocracy of his own design.
Idiocracy by Rocketjsql September 21, 2007

idiotard 

n Idiotard is just another synonym for retard, tard, fucktard, fucknut.
Look at those idiotards in the front row. They're throwing drinks at the players.
idiotard by 3P July 4, 2008
1. An idiom used by an idiot.
2. An idiotic idiom.
Girl 1- "A friend in need is a friend indeed."
Girl 2-"That's such an idiotom! What does it even mean?"

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Guy 1- "Like a moth to a flame."
Guy 2- "Like an idiot to a cliché, you just said the first idiotom that came to your head."
Idiotom by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009

Amni-idiotic fluid

The uterine fluid which supports a fetus within the womb of an absolute moron mother to be...

See Snooki
It was a safe bet any spawn coming from her amni-idiotic fluid

would not be a rocket scientist.