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humaning

the that human is humaning another human
by ekdneifhobvpuefwghweriuowsf January 6, 2022
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Human Lollipop

The Sexual act of epentrating someone either anally or vaginally with your arm while balancing your partner in the air and taking the action of licking their breasts, hence creating the Lollipop
Today Natasha and I tried the human lollipop, never thought she could balance me in the air like that ... gotta say tho, it feels amazing.
by Edulo January 7, 2022
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Human

The deadliest creature on Earth other than Mosquitoes.
To err is to human, to arr is to pirate.
by PhoenixGamer34 January 7, 2022
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Human bop it

When you bop it twist it pull it and they cry it is a penis
by Clifford the big red asshole January 7, 2022
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Human

Worst thing ever created by god
God: damn this monkey has no hairs im gonna call it human...
by Shigmaster January 14, 2022
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lost faith in humanity

When General Shepherd magnums you so hard in MW2 that you took a whole bottle of Ibuprofen.
Bro I fuckin lost faith in humanity when I Shepherd shot me and Ghost.
by what kinda name is soap September 19, 2022
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The Human Version of a Golden Retriever

A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.

Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.
Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.

Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.

Thomas: Smells like shit, tho
by Mike109999 October 2, 2022
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