Cards Against Humanity

A satirical party game designed by a demon who lives in Dick Cheney’s asshole.

When Wil Wheaton played Cards Against Humanity on his web show Tabletop, it was amazing.

by iiHxrbie November 23, 2021

Human soup

An expression used to describe a pool that's extremely crowded and warm.

Person 1: let's go to the pool!
Person 2: eww...you do know that it's literally human soup, right?

by soph_2121 September 19, 2023

Human centipede

When a man wears a strap on backwards and penetrates two women from the front and behind.

We formed the human centipede last Friday and my hips still hurt.

by anonymous October 7, 2020

made up human

A person born w a penis who chops it off to a clit and vice versa.

What is that thing it might be one of those made up humans.

by Coach jbs dog March 6, 2023

Human

A Human is a person capable of living in total harmony and connection with nature and all living things on this beautiful earth. Capable of growing infinite abundant gardens where life blooms and no profit is ever needed because the biggest profit is for free food and health.

Sometimes Humans think they need to fight to survive. And some also think they need to work from 9 to 5 an entire life working for a company that’s just brings him money…

Humans are amazing beautiful beings that need to wake up for Love to start perceiving life to its top level.

Human is belonging

by LeonLePro December 4, 2021

human garbage

It's a virus called RD9, or as I like to call it, World Cure.
At the end of the game, everyone in the stadium will be infected.
It should take two to three weeks for symptoms to start showing up.

- By which time 96 000 fans from almost every country in the world
will be back home spreading the disease. Why are you doing this?

- Well, think about it. We have seven billion people
running around on a planet that can only hold five.
I am just trying to make the world a better place, that's all,
by deleting the surplus.

- "Cure the world." And who exactly do you intend to "delete"?

- The garbage ... the imbeciles, who lie around drunk, reproducing like rabbits,
and sitting there with their hand out, expecting the rest of us to pay.
And let's be frank, who's gonna miss them anyway?

- You are!

- Haha, no.

— The Brothers Grimsby (2016)

We should delete the human garbage as soon as possible,
to make room for the few worthy people.

by milahu November 15, 2025

Human Puppet

When you insert you whole arm (shoulder deep) into the anus or vagina

Carl: Want to do human puppet?
Jess: Yeah sure

by lololwords12 September 29, 2014