You have just been Jordo'd

A Cocky finance broker wearing fishnet stockings stroking a Labrador settles a loan for an easy customer as if he has just provided the worlds best service

Congratulations for financing with us you have just been Jordo'd

by jantele February 02, 2021

have sex

Something you won't ever do.

Your friend: Lmfao you're a virgin
You: I did have sex once
Your friend: Stop lying
You: Okay :(

by tarshboy69 September 29, 2021

I have to see a man about a sandwich

A phrase often muttered when Subway or fast food burger joints become the better alternative for a previously planned meal.

After contemplating his hot buttered bugar hamster sandwich glued together and spray painted black, the guy threw it away saying "I have to see a man about a sandwich".

by Hugh Jasphart June 23, 2022

Have sex with me

Something that women say when they don’t want to have sex with you.

Guy: hey! I think you’re really cute and was wondering if you’d like to get a coffee sometime? Also I have over 5,000 hours in award winning video game the Elder scrolls V Skyrim special addition and I know the entire lore.

Girl: have sex with me.

Guy: Oh ok, I’m sorry you feel that way but I respect your boundaries. Goodbye.

by DreamWullf August 31, 2023

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

when you have the power to vote 100%

the single most annoying comment in youtube poll comment sections. please stop writing them, you get nothing out of this other than flooding comment sections

comment: when you have the power to vote 100% feels so good
reply: why did you take your time to write this

by 5ze7xr6 May 11, 2021

Having it Down

To 'Have something down' is to take a penil, pen or similarly sized and shaped cylindrical object and place it on the back of the middle finger with the other fingers resting ontop while said hand is rested flat on a table or other flat surface. Then the sportsman will raise the free hand above the pen. With a fast and sharp motion, the free hand is slammed down palm first on the back of the lower hand. The pen will then be snapped over the back of the middle finger. It can be relatively painful for those in the persuit of such sport.

The challenge is to break as many pens, pencils or other objects as possible in one go.

"I bet you cant 'ave that down"

"Jeez, Glynn... that's a fountain pen"

"Bugger it, I'll be having it down"

by Wonnywocketwon June 11, 2021