February 21

slap your tall friend on the head day

short: AYO get on my level
tall: why

Short: it’s February 21 I get to slap you in the face
tall: oh shit is it

by annafrankshideandseekclub February 11, 2022

February 15

Your birthgiver couldn't have held you in until midnight, or pushed you out a day earlier? People born on February 15 are horrendous narcissists and can't contain their audacity into their short-ass body. Calm the fuck down, Satan. Why don't you stfu and learn some perspective. Spoiler alert, other people have different povs than you do. You are not the main character in everyone else's story

Oh, you were born on February 15? I just remembered I have to walk my dead fish on that day, maybe I'll see you later, but hopefully not. Don't wait up

by thesethiccthighsdontlie November 24, 2023

February 3rd

Fat bitches day! Well done if you have those meaty thighs cuz it’s ur day go out and spread the word!!

Yo it’s February 3rd! Yas fat bitches

by Innit_fam January 14, 2021

February 2nd

February second is national send one titty pic day

“Wow I can’t believe it’s already February 2nd, can’t wait to get my titty pic”

by Blowingthebackcracker February 2, 2025

Grab ass february

Every year in february u can grab the ass of a male or female during a whole month.

Hey its grab ass february, i can grab ur ass

by Mamacitaa22 January 23, 2020

February 15

The day when some of the best people are born. If your born on February 15 you are elite in many ways.

1: When's your birthday?
2:February 15
1: Oh, your elite

by chaiteasd October 5, 2023

february 26

Slime Your Homeboy Day

don’t lemme catch you on february 26th

by Martytherealguy February 22, 2025