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No Pee February 

This means you can’t pee during February. If you pee you fail.
«Hey i just peed» «So you failed No Pee February»
No Pee February by ldoe November 2, 2020

Fortified Fucking February 

The follow up to famous Juicy Jizz January, Fortified Fucking February allows one to fuck as hard as they physically can due to the amount of nutting and gay porn watching.

Only works if one participated in Juicy Jizz January.
Ashley: "hey babe guess what~"

Brian: "What?"

Ashley: "Its Fortified Fucking February! I hope your dick is ready~"

8th of February

8th February is simas bday so everyone go and wish her happy bday
Yo it’s the 8th of February
We should go wish Sima happy birthday!
8th of February by Sym xx February 8, 2021

Fast Fap February 

FFF is when every day for this month you masturbate until you can ejaculate. You time how long it took to ejaculate and at the end of the month you compare and look for the fastest time you can ejaculate. Basically a speedrun to cum.
Person 1: Dude, you know it's Fast Fap February, how fast did you cum?
Person 2: It took me 20 seconds
Person 1: Damn it took me 5 minutes
Fast Fap February by Yomamaha January 5, 2022

Wholesome As Fuck February [W.A.F.F.] 

Wholesome as Fuck February (or W.A.F.F.) is a community-supported exploration of whatever wholesomeness means to you. It might include your relationships to food, exercise, drugs or alcohol, sexuality, spiritual practice, work, family members, partners, or anything else you want (i.e. wholesomely punch more Nazis). You define what aspects of "wholesomeness" you want to explore. Socializing, accountability, and mutual support are the key tenets.

"Why February?" You may ask. Because February is the shortest month (yay!), and alliteration is pretty freaking fun.
Tim: Are you doing Wholesome As Fuck February W.A.F.F. this year?

Aubyn: Yeah! Timiki and I are. I'm getting outside on a run or a hike at least 3 times a week, and he's cutting out booze. I sort of voluntell-ed him... You?

Tim: I'm meditating more.

Aubyn: Noice!

No Feelings February 

When you refuse to let yourself get feelings for anyone during the month of February. This is most commonly accomplished by hooking up with/ talking to more than one person at a time. But overall there are just two rules:

1. Have fun

2. No feelings allowed
F:“I’m not gonna go on a real date with you”

M:“Why?”

F:“It’s No Feelings February
No Feelings February by Lvbycelsius February 15, 2022