February 14

all the single best friends get to fuck

bro 1: yo its February 14
bro 2: so sad no sex we are single
bro 1:

by siktireli November 11, 2024

February 14

Beat bratty women day. Women keep going omggggggg who are you asking out for valentines dayyyyyyyyyyyyyy and I’m just like “I lick myself clean.”

Bratty girl: who are you asking out on February 14th the day of loooooooove!
Me: *Doom music kicks in*

by Felt salty February 11, 2022

February 14

Women slap
We beat

Bratty girl: *exists*
Me: *Doom music kicks in*
February 14

Get ready

by Felt salty February 11, 2022

February 14

"International" No Immigrants Day. Immigrants such as Latinos and other minorities were INTENDED to not go to work or school or stores. Just stay at home. As a Hispanic, I can confirm that this was an epic fail. Just do it next year or whatever. Protesting to earn citizenship but I just wanna stay home.

Person 1: Yo, are you going to work tomorrow?
Person 2: Nah man, tomorrow is February 14th. Imma stay home

by YeaImIzzy February 14, 2022

February 14

The day where you tell your crush you like them and define all of your feelings for them.

February 14th is so close! Can't wait to see what my Valentine got me!

by ocampochucrala4life February 02, 2024

February 14

The sexiest motherfucker was born on this day Forget about Valentine he will be your valentine

:"Hey! Do you wanna be my Valentine?i am lonely you know"
:"In your dreams my Jamal is here for me everytime i need him
:"Wow silly me ofc he is damn i am so stupid He is too hot to resist I think i am gay for him

:"As you should, adios i am going to spend my best February 14 th with Jaehyun

by ShiningCzen February 12, 2022

February 14

National stream Crush Culture day as stated by Conan Gray the legend himself.

"Hey, wanna go on a date?"

"No it's February 14, national stream Crush Culture day i'm busy"

by 0nline July 20, 2020