French Woods

When you are surrounded by french guys who all wanna give u a piece of that d***

I was part of an orgy and found myself in French Woods

by French Wood enthusiast November 21, 2018

International french hate day

October 17 is International hate the French day. So spend today hating the French more then you normally do

Shut it you surrender monkey. Happy International french hate day

by Jwharris44 October 17, 2022

french angry charizarding

A mix of the angry dragon, charizarding, and the french microphone (or angry charizarding and the french microphone)

When you give a bitch an angry charizard and then she gives the person behind her a french microphone

"I gave my bitch an french angry charizard yesterday"
"what the fuck is french angry charizarding"
"look it up on urban dictionary and while you're at it follow flippin_farts on tiktok"
"im gonna guve my bitch a french angry charizard!"

by flippin_farts February 24, 2024

french boyfriend

casual, "arrogant" boyfriend who's not really your boyfriend yet; may or may not be your "best friend"
(he's not actually arrogant but people who are jealous will resort to this insult)

1. Me and my french boyfriend are planning a trip to Paris together.

2. I'm going to miss my french boyfriend too much even though I shouldn't.

by charlolobffff December 31, 2020

french miss

A phrase you use when anything french related fails (i.e. France.) A play on 'french kiss'.

French Person: *dies*
Normal Person: that's a french miss

by nicealtthereretard May 23, 2023

king french

stupid fat monkey

guy 1 : yo you know king french
guy 2 : yes bro he is a fat monkey

by sjdifikrivif November 13, 2020

french trap

When you go in for a kiss and there is suddenly someone else's tongue I'm your mouth.

Friend: "Christine, how was your date with Tommy?"
Christine: "Everything was great until he caught me in a French trap at the end..."

by ElNumro23 November 25, 2015