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Facesmash 

To Smash Someone in the face with a blunt object.
If you give me birthday punches, im gonna facesmash you with my bat.
Facesmash by Facepalm smash October 4, 2009

facesexting 

Talking to someone on facebook while across the room from each other. Then looking up at the person to see if they got the message and laughing. Dirty messages are to ensue.
Merebear and Ryanbaby were so facesexting across the room, did you see their faces?
facesexting by Anabella21 January 19, 2010

Fake-Ban's 

One who wears knock-off Ray Ban's to look cool; They always wear them and hardly take them off; Sometimes is into the Jerk style and dyes their hair a different color (usually Blond), and in awkward design or styles.

Wanna-Bans Wanksta Myspace-angle Fake Blonde Jerk
That foo is wearing those Fake-Ban's again, and hes acting like a total asshole.
Fake-Ban's by fR3AkNiZZLe June 14, 2010
A person who talks about somebody behind they back and be they friend the next day like nothing happened.
" I heard somebody call you fake."
"How they gone call me fake but can't come say it to my face."
fake by i_love_my_haters December 19, 2013

fake smart 

When you pretend to be smart even though you aren't so you study really hard.
Sheena- Did you take notes?
Fila- Of course! i'm fake smart.
fake smart by Happy sunshine rain November 21, 2016

Fake ass Yezzys

The word describes the action of someone wearing fake yezzys whenthe Shoe Nazis look that those shoes they scream Fake ass Yezzys!
Look at that faggot he's wearing Fake ass Yezzys