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facebook slut 

Someone who is deniably addicted to Facebook. Someone who accepts as many friends as they can get, most of whom they dont know. Often young girls they who they will spend hours perving at their photos, commenting on them, trying to get some kind of attention. One who prostitutes himself/herself on Facebook by using multiple methods to draw attention to themselves, such as frequent status changes, writing on several strangers walls acting as mr nice guy. Having relationship status as "its complicated" to appear available.
"james is such a facebook slut, hitting on strange girls without even knowing them, get a life!"
facebook slut by sarah prute February 7, 2010
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Facebook whore 

n; a person who will add anybody on Facebook having one or more common friends; someone who is so desperate for Facebook friends they add people they hardly know
Jill is such a Facebook whore: she added my cousin as a friend because it told her they had one common friend even though she doesn't him.
Facebook whore by jelibean95 April 3, 2010

Facebook obligate friend 

When you get a friend request on facebook and for whatever reason you feel obligated or feel it necessary to accept their request even though you would prefer not to.

See facebook friend snare
I didn't much like Lisa when we worked on the fundraiser together and now she put in a friend request to me on Facebook. I wouldn't have accepted it but she is so well connected in the community I think it would be a mistake to ignore it. I grouped her under what she is--a Facebook obligate friend.

facebook pimp 

One who can't pick up a girl in a normal social setting so they resort to picking up girls on facebook
Wow, Amit has a girlfriend....He must be a facebook pimp
facebook pimp by Wick^K February 28, 2007

Facebook Infidelity 

Guilt feelings that occur when you're on Twitter, the sense you're cheating on your Facebook friends when you post and follow on Twitter.
When he spent the whole day on Twitter he started feeling Facebook infidelity.
Facebook Infidelity by profpjay March 30, 2009

Facebook Hockey 

A phrase based on a non-existant social media game hosted on Facebook. It is used to garner another coworkers uderstanding of the phrase bukkake.
Coworker #1: "Hey xxxxx. What's up?"
Coworker #2: "Playin Facebook Hockey."
Coworker #1: "What's Facebook Hockey?"
Coworker #2: "Say it a couple times."
Coworker #3: "Facebook hockey, facebook hockey, face......oh man...."
Facebook Hockey by Lesotho October 24, 2009

facebook limbo 

term for when you dont want to accept someones friend request on facebook, but you dont want to reject it either because it would be rude, so you just leave it in your notifications and dont touch it
My friends mom sent me a friend request on facebook, however i am leaving her in facebook limbo due to the fact that my mom and her are good friends, and i suspect my technology impaired mom to use someone else to track my facebook posts, and i dont want her to see them because she would ask a million questions about every one.
facebook limbo by footballkid001 October 28, 2009