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Dryer Liar

A person who when using a public restroom that has electric hand dryers rather than paper towels, who doesn't wash their hands but pushes the button on the dryer before leaving, so that when they open the door, others may hear it running and just assume that they washed their hands.
I heard the hand dryer when John walked out, but he's not fooling me, he's just a dryer liar.
by R. Mooers February 10, 2009
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dryer sheet hitchhiker

A wardrobe malfunction where a person,unknowingly,has a fabric softener dryer sheet peeking out their pants leg.
Did you notice that sexy secretary's dryer sheet hitchhiker?
by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011
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dryade

creature of the forrest, queen of the fairies, protector of nature and life
Find those puzzle-pieces for me my fairies....
fly! fly!
by esther April 11, 2005
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drywallcoholics

Drywallers with an addiction to alcohol, or drywallers who actually like their job.
My drywallcoholics phoned in drunk for work today.
by matt donnelly November 20, 2007
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Drystroker

A little more dramatic than giving the plain middle finger.

It's when I person wanting to show great disgust towards another person by givng the good old drystroker, by administering the traditional flipping of the bird, but adding the flair of jerking off the finger. To be used in only extreme situations.
'Randy was being a complete douche bag today at work, so flipped him the drystroker.'

OR

Sally: 'That cunt on her cell phone just cut me off!!!!'

Josh: 'She deserves the drystroker!' *Josh then hangs out the window giving 'cunt on her cell phone' the drystroker*
by peggylou September 9, 2009
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drydon

nerdy, pretend hipster asian who loves to make and bring people bacon in bed, easily convinced to do anything, life of the party
drydon! bring me some fuckin' bacon!!
by welovedrydon February 5, 2010
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dryblump

1.To go down on one's lover with not enough grace time after they've passed a bowel movement.

2. A sneaky way to blumprape your partner.
Emma went down on James right after he dropped a deuce and unknowingly gave her first dryblump.
by blumpmaster3000 May 17, 2010
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