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Douche Tunic

An article of clothing created when a frat bro or any gym-oriented young man rips the armpits of his tank a bit too much, therefore resulting in what is basically a sweaty double-sided cape.
Kyle: Yo, check out my new tank. It shows off my guns.
Mack: Bro, the chicks will love it. They can totes see your nips.
Kyle: Sick, man.
Carly: Nice douche tunic, asshole.
by ajaustinv February 21, 2013
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baby douche

A teenager or very young adult that mistakenly thinks that being a douchebag is cool and who thus essentially becomes an apprentice douchebag that will one day probably become a full fledged douchebag, forever beyond hope of ever becoming a decent human being.
Jersey Shore probably created a lot of baby douches who may otherwise have stayed on a more civilized path in life.
by minagica June 15, 2015
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douche beggar

A person, usually a woman, who begs to have a douche administered to her
Hey, look at that woman asking for a douche, she is a real douche beggar
by Duncan Cromartie June 14, 2018
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Douche Kanoshe

A word made up referring to people who are douches. Word up bro.
Wow, that kid matt is a total douche kanoshe!
by MoMoBoLo October 22, 2011
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Douche-A-Verse

6 or more douche bags completely isolated, doing the most utterly douchiest things one could ever possibly think of. Called a Douch-A-Verse because they think everything revolves around them.
Look at those guys over there! One of them made fun of Patty before, and told Emma she was ugly. Such a Douche-A-Verse, I hate them so much!
by YOSHNCLRS February 21, 2015
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basic douche

(n)1. A person, usually masculine in gender, who conforms to all the social dorms associated with being a dude. 2. A regular guy who is kind of a douche.
That guy at the youth hostel was totally a basic douche.
by Widgetwidget January 19, 2016
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Douche rockett

Someone who enters a conversation they know nothing about ruining everything good about what was being discussed
You at the bar talking to a beautiful female laying the final lines down and here comes this douche rockett talking about his day at his mom's house
by Tha truth August 26, 2016
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