early dump notice

when your boyfriend or girlfriend start talking about the future and you notice that you arent in it so then you get concerned and ask why am i not in your future? and then they break the bad news, i wasnt planning on being you forever sorry

sarah- hey tom, you know when i get married the guy i want to married to would have to be extremely hot so none of our kids would be ugly

tom- what about me?!?

sarah- oh yea this is your only early dump notice

by demipse February 13, 2010

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Dumping a grumpy

The largest, longest , smelliest, shit in the world.

Clear the house I’m dumping a grumpy.

by Eyeloveu October 14, 2019

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Klunk dump

Literally shitting bricks.

Holy crap dude someone scared me and i took a klunk dump.
Oh shoot dude.

by 420 yes scope March 20, 2017

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Spongebob Bootleg Dumped

A famous lost spongebob episode from 2010 that is next to another lost episode called "Red Mist" or Squidward's Suicide. It begins where spongebob's face was sad, He asked Patrick holding Gary on his back if he wanted Fresh Scent or Heavy Duty, when he blinks again, he's still sad but his pupil got so small it was like he was staring at him, a few minutes later, his house becomes darker plus his eyes become red, like if he was having conjunctivitis, with his pupil still small, a few seconds later, he blinks but this time his pupils got enlarged and his mouth disappeared, it then shows spongebob being scrunched inwards before it became black, It appears to a scene where his nose disappeared, he has a crystal shaped black thing in his chest, with his eyes very bloodshotted, it also has a scene where the screen is glitched, plus spongebob looks like Duolingo, i haven't watched the full episode so after that it cuts to black and the episode ends,

Spongebob Bootleg dumped is a real lost episode next to Red Mist!

by IHATEFURRIESANDSUSVIDEOS! March 5, 2025

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taco bell dump

A large behemoth of a dump that completely demolishes your toilet and can only be The result of eating 3 or more items from Taco Bell with extra fire sauce.

Bro 1: Hey dude are you hungover from last night?
Bro 2: Not really but i totally forgot we hit the taco bell drive thru on the way home.. How much did i eat ? I just took the fattest Taco Bell dump in my girls toilet this morning and she kicked out her apartment.

by JPOW 2 January 6, 2024

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