closet 

my home

I've been hiding in the closet forever
SEND HELP

closet by Cumgis Khan January 7, 2023

Closet Hotel

A hotel where a couple goes to swing or have sex with others

“Yo my wife wants to go to the closet hotel to get plowed you wanna join?”

Closet Hotel by FareallyZather February 9, 2023

closet crawler 

A person who crawls into closet crawl spaces randomly. Especially when guest are over.

Person: What is Axel doing?
Person 2: Oh that, it's pretty normal he's a closet crawler.

closet crawler by Sequoianvda March 31, 2023

Closet? You'll Love It!

the seventeenth episode of the sixth season of the American sitcom Modern Family, and the series' 137th episode overall.

Closet? You'll Love It! received mixed reviews from the critics with some of them praising Haley and Andy's storyline

Closet? You'll Love It! by SPrice1980 May 14, 2023

closet humper 

a mammal with no balls that humps uncontrollably

"i walked into the bedroom and that closet humper wouldn't leave my teddy bear alone!"

closet humper by anero7 May 24, 2023

Closet Bandit 

A person who pretends to like the same bands & artists that your friends like just to get accepted into your crowd & mingle with you, but when they are alone, they listen only to their old shameful bullshit music in the closet to avoid embarrassment.

"Cornelius is a Closet Bandit! He pretended to like our favorite bands & dress up cool just to hang with us. He just pretends to like Marilyn Manson. This whole time, he's been flailing his arms and dancing to Peyton Parrish in the closet!"

Closet Bandit by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 29, 2023

Closet Band 

A musical artist or band that a person only listens to in the closet just to avoid the ridicule & laughter from the other 99% of people in the world who hate their music or image.

"Cornelius pretends to like Nine Inch Nails because he wants to mingle with my friends, but Peyton Parrish is his favorite Closet Band. He goes home and flails his arms to his music while dancing to him and everything!"

Closet Band by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 29, 2023