Californian Botany

The study and science of marijuana plants.

Guy 1: I went to the clam bake and saw a bunch of hippies.
Guy 2: Were they in the study of Californian Botany?

by Chimpvanzee November 8, 2009

california mist

Rain in Southern Oregon

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It was California mist, it missed California and hit Oregon

by Original Claire Bear December 4, 2010

California Heavy

A term used for a closer, deal maker, or problem solver. The term was used back in the 70's for a deal maker in the used car business.

Carmen tried to close the deal, but had to bring in the California Heavy Glen to ink the deal.

by closer14 January 7, 2011

California crotch crickets

A female or male with an itchy or irritated pubic mound. Sometimes could be related to the sexually transmitted disease "crabs". Commonly caught in California.

Sally, my crotch itches. I think Jimmy gave me those damn California crotch crickets again.

by TheMindsI March 13, 2011

California Flip

burning a bowl of cannabis, and then flipping it over to have the green part from the bottom on top. In order to have a second "green hit".

this bowl is half-burned. why don't you give it a california flip?

by rufus kelly June 2, 2011

California Sunbathe

When a girl gets sunburnt and then you ejaculate all over her back causing her to burn.

you then titty fuck them.

ejaculate California Sunbathe

by cokane1207 November 30, 2011

Califortified

"Cali-fawr-tuh-fahyd"

Verb and/or Adjective

Used to describe someone or something that is strengthened by their geographic origin or location, California.

Someone from California that is tough as nails

Something from California that is unbreakable

To make strong or increase strength of

The rock is Califortified (hard and strong from California)

The fabric, handmade in California, is nearly bullet proof, it's Califortified.

She was attacked by a great white shark off the coast of California and lived, she's Califortified.

A bear or mountain lion is no match for someone that is Califortifed

They moved from a suburban area to a tough region in California and are now Califortified.

by Faux Sheez September 26, 2011