Crispy Balls

When balls are shriveled up to the point of crispy essence.

“You’ve been out in the cold too long” “you’ve probably got crispy balls man”

by Jimmy9923 February 14, 2021

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Shivering Balls

When you are sexually attracted to another your balls will shiver for them

Harry walks in the room
As soon as Jules sees harry his balls shiver from the longing of Harry
Jules: "mmm my balls are shivering from excitement!"
Harry: "Smaziesss. We both have Shivering Balls!"

by @lel. fu July 11, 2021

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gravy balls

The instance when your lady friends butt hole is large enough to insert your balls within it and you end up with a brown layer surrounding your testicles.

Wow did you see Markus with Rashonda last night? He totally got gravy balls!

by Graydoo October 11, 2016

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Crazy Balls

When someone makes a flabbergasting comment and you feel you need to reply with a flabbered expression.

Charlie: JONES BARBECUE AND FOOT MASSAGE
Gianluca & Skarlet: That’s crazy balls

by AfricanBeast1 January 14, 2023

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When three or more willing homosexuals are having simultaneous anal intercourse(like so - >>>). The furthermost partys testicles swing away gaining momentum, swings back and hits the middle partys testicles, but due to the fact that the middle partys testicles are still in contact with the foremost partys testicles, it does not move but releases the energy into the foremost parties testicles swinging them forward, thus giving the "newtons cradle" effect.

Keith: Hey, have you seen that video online? its got the record for the most downloads in a single hour.
George: Nah what is it?
Keith: Its a video of Ricky Martin, Clay Aiken, Tom Cruise and Vin Diesel Newton Balling
George:WHAT THE F$#K!!

by testy365 July 2, 2009

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