Feed Bag

Any attractive woman in which you would like to have said woman's legs wrapped around your head to wear them like a horse's feed bag in order perform oral sex on her.

Wow. I'd wear her like a mother fuggin' feed bag.

by acidicmynd April 10, 2011

swab bag

When a male squats down with shorts and the ball sack makes a buldging underneath him.

Can also mean the act of tea bagging one woman and than placing your sacred ones into another womans mouth.

Example 1:
Guy 1: dude wtf?
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: quit squating down to grab that shit, your swab bag is showing.

Example 2:
Yeah bro it was pretty sweet. Those two lovely ladies that I fertilized were such freaks. They let me swab bag them after I came.

by the swabster July 1, 2010

bag (of sand)

Noun. £1000, a thousand pounds sterling. Rhyming slang on a 'grand'. Often shortened to bag.

"Gimme twenty bags in suitcases, or you'll never see your daughter again!"

"Indeed."

by Alex Quantashassle August 28, 2005

bag-o

Drinking game; removing the bag from a box of wine, yelling BAG-O as you smack the bag while it's held by your bag-o partner, then drinking from the spout as long as you can.

Dude "How do you want to go about getting drunk tonight?"
Sarah "Let's do Bag-o's!"

"I think the best way to finish this box of wine would be bag-o's"

by Quone March 2, 2008

hoe bag

a hoe so extreme that she possesses the hoe-like qualities equal to that of a bag full of average hoes.

"Man, she is such a hoe."
"No. She's a hoe BAG!."

by fuckyourswagger March 6, 2012

brown bag

Copulation with a member of the opposite sex facilitated by placing a grocery bag over their head, usually because they have a bangin bod, but a busted grill.

guy1: Damn dude! Check out that ass!
guy2: *whistles*
*hottie turns around, acne all over*
both in unison: Aww...damn!
guy1: Well, I'd still brown bag her.
guy2: *nods while shaking head*

by CunningLinguist March 25, 2004

hose bag

In the late '70s - early '80s, dancers (go-go, strippers) in Norfolk, VA were required by law to wear pantyhose. They got the cheap ones from 7-11 that came in the little pouch. Instead of throwing away the empty pouch, they would put their pot in it, and if a cop searched their purse and found the pouch it felt about the same as if it had the pantyhose in it, and they wouldn't bother to look inside. This is a fact.
People who don't know this assumed that 'hose bag' referred to sex, a 'bag' to put your 'hose' in - slut, skank, ho - but the truth is that "hose bag" originally referred to a pretty damn smart idea to keep from getting busted by the cops!

"I need to catch a buzz - can I borrow your hose bag?"

by Reb1 November 15, 2005