by Alex Quantashassle August 28, 2005
Get the bag (of sand)mug. a hoe so extreme that she possesses the hoe-like qualities equal to that of a bag full of average hoes.
by fuckyourswagger March 6, 2012
Get the hoe bagmug. Any attractive woman in which you would like to have said woman's legs wrapped around your head to wear them like a horse's feed bag in order perform oral sex on her.
by acidicmynd April 10, 2011
Get the Feed Bagmug. When a male squats down with shorts and the ball sack makes a buldging underneath him.
Can also mean the act of tea bagging one woman and than placing your sacred ones into another womans mouth.
Can also mean the act of tea bagging one woman and than placing your sacred ones into another womans mouth.
Example 1:
Guy 1: dude wtf?
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: quit squating down to grab that shit, your swab bag is showing.
Example 2:
Yeah bro it was pretty sweet. Those two lovely ladies that I fertilized were such freaks. They let me swab bag them after I came.
Guy 1: dude wtf?
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: quit squating down to grab that shit, your swab bag is showing.
Example 2:
Yeah bro it was pretty sweet. Those two lovely ladies that I fertilized were such freaks. They let me swab bag them after I came.
by the swabster July 1, 2010
Get the swab bagmug. Copulation with a member of the opposite sex facilitated by placing a grocery bag over their head, usually because they have a bangin bod, but a busted grill.
guy1: Damn dude! Check out that ass!
guy2: *whistles*
*hottie turns around, acne all over*
both in unison: Aww...damn!
guy1: Well, I'd still brown bag her.
guy2: *nods while shaking head*
guy2: *whistles*
*hottie turns around, acne all over*
both in unison: Aww...damn!
guy1: Well, I'd still brown bag her.
guy2: *nods while shaking head*
by CunningLinguist March 25, 2004
Get the brown bagmug. In the late '70s - early '80s, dancers (go-go, strippers) in Norfolk, VA were required by law to wear pantyhose. They got the cheap ones from 7-11 that came in the little pouch. Instead of throwing away the empty pouch, they would put their pot in it, and if a cop searched their purse and found the pouch it felt about the same as if it had the pantyhose in it, and they wouldn't bother to look inside. This is a fact.
People who don't know this assumed that 'hose bag' referred to sex, a 'bag' to put your 'hose' in - slut, skank, ho - but the truth is that "hose bag" originally referred to a pretty damn smart idea to keep from getting busted by the cops!
People who don't know this assumed that 'hose bag' referred to sex, a 'bag' to put your 'hose' in - slut, skank, ho - but the truth is that "hose bag" originally referred to a pretty damn smart idea to keep from getting busted by the cops!
by Reb1 November 15, 2005
Get the hose bagmug. MTV VMA
taylor swift wins.
Kanye: Sorry Taylor I love you, but Beyonce had the best video of the decade.
...That's a douche bag in action right thur
taylor swift wins.
Kanye: Sorry Taylor I love you, but Beyonce had the best video of the decade.
...That's a douche bag in action right thur
by jenellefosho September 20, 2009
Get the Douche bagmug.