Alabama squid

Alabama squid is when during sex you put black powder up your ass and fart on the other person's face

Guy 1: "Yo I heard Duncan's girl broke up with him last week"

Guy 2: "oh yeah she caught him hitting a bitch with the Alabama squid

by Bigddunkan January 26, 2023

alabama wetnap

When you blow your nose in toilet paper then wipe you ass with it.

I was out of wet naps, so I blew my nose in to the toliet paper, to make an Alabama wetnap, and wiped my ass with it.

by Right-handedbatter! February 13, 2023

full Alabama

When you stick more than just the tip in your sister

I gave her the full Alabama after a few drinks!

by AverageJunkie February 21, 2023

Alabama Fire Extinguisher

The act of blowing a load on someone's face when milk is unavailable, in order to relieve the burning sensation they have from being doused with pepper spray, while a Britney Spears song plays

Jimmy facking used a Alabama Fire Extinguisher on his cousin Robbie at the fackin family BBQ.

by Diknonymous March 28, 2025

Alabama Slamma

When Bhad Bhabie get ahold of Alabama Barkers weird ass

She done Alabama Slammaed your bitch ass

by GirlImSkunkin March 30, 2025

Alabama Mud Slushee

Whilst performing anal sex on a feces filled rectum, you pour in chipped ice and vigorously thrust in and out creating the infamous "Alabama Mud Slushee".

Me and Betty Jean made an Alabama Mud Slushee last night. Damn, it was cold and stinky

by Headshok1962 April 9, 2025

Alabama Crab Bucket

When, in an effort to remove genital lice, one or both parties shave their pubes into a sink, bucket, or other vessel, then light the contents on fire and use bodily fluids to put out the fire.

Bro, last night was nasty. Between the two of us, we had more lice than I've ever seen. We had to pull an Alabama Crab Bucket just to get started.

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025