A name given when your friend claims he’s fucked multipule chicks in the same week. And when someone is just a Cunt
by Just Chucktesta April 21, 2018
Get the captain long dongmug. by ismashinfantsinthebutthole February 18, 2021
Get the long shlongmug. Mostly used to in reference to the style &/or fit of the crotch area of womens jean pants. If looking at a pair of pants from their front side it's visabky noticeable that the lowest part of the seam between the legs hangs farrrr below the waist line.
Him-- What do you think of these jeans?
Me-- lmfao fuck no; I would never wear those long bottom crotch motherfuckers.
Me-- lmfao fuck no; I would never wear those long bottom crotch motherfuckers.
by Ivanna play October 19, 2023
Get the long bottom crotchmug. (Talking to the UD Jews)
She has smoked for most of her life. I don’t know if there is anything out there that can ward off cancer or even cure it or something. I’d still like my mom to be around and live a long life. But I think cigarette smoking is ruining her health...
She is trying to get off cigarette smoking but I am worried if it is too late...
She has smoked for most of her life. I don’t know if there is anything out there that can ward off cancer or even cure it or something. I’d still like my mom to be around and live a long life. But I think cigarette smoking is ruining her health...
She is trying to get off cigarette smoking but I am worried if it is too late...
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 12, 2021
Get the My mom probably doesn’t have long to livemug. To chuck a Matt Long is to call in sick numerous times a year
Matt being an acronym for Missing all the time
Matt being an acronym for Missing all the time
by Ididnothaverelationswiththatwo December 12, 2023
Get the Matt Longmug. Something that takes longer to read, watch, or write
Usually taking more than 2 hours
Someone who has achieved reading, watching, or writing said long thing
Usually taking more than 2 hours
Someone who has achieved reading, watching, or writing said long thing
by Link Linkus Binkus January 14, 2022
Get the The Longmug. Too long in the shower: the act of passing out in the shower and nearly drown yourself after clogging the drain
by Boredom888 June 10, 2018
Get the Too long in the showermug.