up three’s

the same as upto - meaning what are you doing.
could be used rhetorically or as a literal way of asking someone what they are doing

*someone does something stupid*
person 1: bro, up three’s?

person 2 (stupid one): i don’t even know bro
—
person 1: up theee’s?
person 2: i’m just walking my fish hbu

by flashbackmary September 13, 2021

three bush

used to describe a female hippie who, since she doesn't shave, has three "bushes" (one around the vagina, and one in each armpit)

"My girlfriend is a three bush chick."

by PoshFrosh February 8, 2008

Three Twixes

When three men have sex and get faeces on their genitals.

"Did you have a threesome Gary?"
"Yes Dave, we were like three twixes!"

by CrazyCandy444 May 3, 2022

three fingers

when males hold up three fingers (thumb and pinky are left out) it means that the man is homosexual and is about to come out.

three fingers and i’m out bro

by understanding men March 17, 2022

Three way noodle bowl

3 men and one woman take part in an act where the woman gives a blowjob to the men all at once.

I was pulled into a Three way noodle bowl the other day. Honestly seemed impossible to get all three in at once but it was kinda fun.

by Coressed_McNugget August 14, 2019

Figure 2.3 In TextBooks Are The Angel Number Three Hundred And Forty-Three, Who Keeps Smacking My Back: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that the axolotls species are also eagles.

Person 1: Are you homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that the axolotls species are also eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: Figure 2.3 In TextBooks Are The Angel Number Three Hundred And Forty-Three, Who Keeps Smacking My Back: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025

three

Short version: A number that Valve can’t count to.

Long version: The number of games in a franchise that popular game company Valve has never had (and probably will never have). This fact often elicits jokes among the fanbase saying that Valve can’t count to three.

Person 1: Valve should make Portal 3
Person 2: You know that Valve can’t count that high.
Valve: what’s three?

by RedUnderscore September 18, 2023