by Danman255 March 30, 2018
Every kid under 5’5, will be appreciated by giving them your snap (if your not ugly) and giving them a hug. Through (September 1st to August 31st)
by Tommy21st till I burst September 17, 2021
Friend: "Who was that guy you were talking to?'
Me: "Who?"
Friend: "Oof, that guy got short-term memory zoned!"
Me: "Who?"
Friend: "Oof, that guy got short-term memory zoned!"
by Hyacinthus July 12, 2022
stop messing with my shortness-ness-ness🤦🏾 ♀️🙄
by Sa’najah April 15, 2018
Verb - to watch short videos on social media while simultaneously sitting on the toilet & taking a shit
Origin - during times print media was prevalent , a shit & shorts was formerly equivalent to reader’s digesting, or taking a national geographic no. 2 , or otherwise to read a magazine while pooping 💩. The term evolved once the era of “tik-tok” had taken the world by storm, giving birth to a generation built on a “fake it till’ you make it” foundation and shared mindset
Origin - during times print media was prevalent , a shit & shorts was formerly equivalent to reader’s digesting, or taking a national geographic no. 2 , or otherwise to read a magazine while pooping 💩. The term evolved once the era of “tik-tok” had taken the world by storm, giving birth to a generation built on a “fake it till’ you make it” foundation and shared mindset
How long you going to be in there restroom bruh? You take long ass shit & shorts.
Shit & Shorts will make people forget to wipe their asses not realizing how much time when by on the toilet.
Sometimes at work , shit & shorts in the bathroom will the pass time.
Shit & Shorts will make people forget to wipe their asses not realizing how much time when by on the toilet.
Sometimes at work , shit & shorts in the bathroom will the pass time.
Dominic short was mistaken for Jesus Christ one day when he went for fish and chips. He could not feed the masses and was subsequently crucified on the side of a Lidl.
by The Crimson Rag June 05, 2021