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Asshole

by 1two345six789 January 13, 2019
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torqued asshole

Rectal tearing from excessive anal activities
I have a torqued asshole because of David from last nights sex
by NtotheD October 9, 2018
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Assholes

Y’all assholes always rejecting my shit, just Learn how to accept and I’ll accept y’all back
Assholes
by Eat that pushy 445445 October 15, 2019
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Asshole

Someone who is so bloody annoying that you want to sucker punch them until they can no longer form sentences
Dave: Take me back blah blah blah....
Ex-Gf: Go Cry to your sneaky link you asshole
by LearnyourABC'S November 5, 2023
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Texan Asshole Blaze

A disgusting, abhorrent multi stage sex act. Initially, an individual of indeterminate sex is administered a total of five pounds of chili peppers by a pair of men. After the individual shits themselves (due to the copious amounts of chilli peppers they've consumed), the two men start smothering the individual's arse in sriracha sauce, until the individual's rectum feels as if it has been set ablaze as a result of the hot sauce flowing down their asshole. Then, the two men carefully mix the shit and the hot sauce before licking it off avidly.
Man 1: Whoa! That chick's hot as hell! Should we ask if she wants to experience the Texan Asshole Blaze?
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!
by Gienekcat. October 4, 2025
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asshole

by a real bruh June 11, 2018
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Conditioned Asshole

A person who is an asshole but only to people who deserve it. Eg: a bad person
Jane: I hate bullys

Will: yeah that's why there are conditioned assholes like me who give them a taste of their own medicine
by Siknedevum January 30, 2020
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