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Ass Tax

When she constantly shares all her issues about her life but doesn’t want an emotionally connected relationship, or she makes little contribution to the relationship besides looking good & being on her phone 24/7, you charge her ass tax for your time spent with her. Like a therapist.
“We spent a lot of time talking about your last relationship. I’ll have to charge you ass tax”

“You’re kid broke my lamp when you were over my house so I’ll have to tax that ass of yours for payment.”

“I got dinner, you pay the ass tax later.”
by SirMasterDaddyDom April 25, 2021
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boy ass nigga

Rae (Richey) Hammonds
“ that boy ass nigga
by Joey miller “lard ass” February 26, 2024
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National grab ass day

On October 6th you are permitted to grab any friends ass
Me:guess what it’s National grab ass day
You:gets ass grabbed
by Sussy Baja October 6, 2021
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Cool Ass Chick

A laid back gurl with a towel turban and a poop emoji blanket.
DANM I didn't know I look like this! I look like a cool ass chick - Sister
by Ace Ninja December 3, 2018
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because ur a bitch ass nigga

this is the typical sentence or “roast”, a peanut head, big toothed, lisp bigger than a fucking football field, kid would say when he feels left out of the situation.
by joseph christopher mother November 2, 2019
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ass sore

When you take a shit and it feels like your asscheeks are being ripped apart from wiping.
John: man.. that was a huge ass sore, i kept clenching my buttcheeks..
by littlelillies March 18, 2014
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ass pits

like arm pits, but in the ass. typically in fat people, when you pick up an ass cheek and see the thigh underneath.
woah..she's so fat she has ass pits!
by anonymouse113 July 11, 2010
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