When you accidentally stumble into a funeral (typically one of a minority but any funeral works) and proceed to ask this. “I apologize for the random question but this is urgent: can anybody inform me on how to marginally increase my micropenis (approximately 2.4 inches in length) to roughly 7 inches? After I do so, I would like to compare penile length with that sexy person in the coffin.”
by yogibear1223 May 23, 2025
by Niggamonkeynuts September 30, 2019
When men fucks other men and touches his balls hair with mouth. Mostly it's done by young people age's 15 to 20.
by Only true stories July 11, 2021
To have sex with someone who your used to having sex with, a routine; Having sex with someone who is unshowered and aren't attracted to but was at one time.
"Doing your Dirty Chore?"
by LST13 December 01, 2022
When someone spontaneously combusts into a ball of flame, after receiving carpet burns from aggressive anal sex.
by Mr Savil April 14, 2022
by Itsnes2 March 28, 2022
A "dirty dank" is when you are making love, and accidentally roll off the bed, potentially resulting in death.
by Danktanklord June 04, 2020