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Ass

Ass may refer to

A. Human muscles located near the pelvis.
B. A species of donkey.
C. A Human who is associated with negative terms.

This definition is elaborating C.

An ass is a common creature in the world usually found after the 80's. The Asses include: LGBT's, Horny Teens, Oppressive Militaries (Definitely not talking about a certain nation) and Woke people.

LGBT's are self-explanatory as they are just begging for attention where as only a few are respectable.

Oppressive Militaries, I'll let the Palestinians talk.

Woke people are those who engage in a cycle where they believe they're "morally" higher than everyone else and try taking down anyone they dislike using methods like Doxxing , Cancelling , Ratio , De-popularizing and Personal Cyber/Physical Bullying.
SSsniperwolf is such an ass for still having no shame

These Gay revolts are fighting for nothing they're asses to be honest.
by DiamondCob319 October 24, 2023
mugGet the Assmug.

Ass Gravity

ASS GRAVITY
(ass)

noun NORTH AMERICAN vulgar slang
noun: ass;

-a person's buttocks.

-women regarded as a source of sexual gratification.

(Grav•i·ty)
noun: gravity

PHYSICS
-the force that attracts a body toward the center of the earth, or toward any other physical body having mass.

(ASS GRAVITY)

Noun

Psychology/Sexuality

-the intense, unavoidable and irresistible attraction of ones eyes towards a particularly amazing booty, esp when paired with yoga pants or other form fitting clothing. Like actual physics, smaller bodies (eyes) are drawn to larger ones (booty), much like a pair of comets to Jupiter.

See also: #whitedwarf (small, white, still well rounded), #redgiant (of the larger red head variety)
Wife: “why are you staring at her ass?!?”
Me: “I’m not. Her Ass Gravity just brought my eyes into orbit.”

GF: “Slow down! You’re going to quick”
Me (from behind): “Sorry. It’s just that your Ass Gravity makes for a quick re-entry
by ironphoenix19 March 19, 2018
mugGet the Ass Gravitymug.

Ass crack yeti

Someone who walks like a yeti but their ass crack is always showing, especially when bending over
Hey look, there's Ass crack yeti again, his ass crack is showing like usual
by Xx mechanic October 19, 2025
mugGet the Ass crack yetimug.

Eskimo Ass

Sex between two consenting and fur covered adult, in an igloo containing mounds of whale blubber and seal fat.
I just had to travel up north and get some of that Eskimo Ass
by ball-handles August 8, 2017
mugGet the Eskimo Assmug.

fung ass

the act of being a nimrod and being on that fungy shit.
oh wow, look at Noah he's such a fung ass
by joshcleats45 June 19, 2019
mugGet the fung assmug.

Ass queef

when after gay anal, and your ass has air trapped in it and you decompress, you let out a queef like fart.
Bf1: babe did you just ass queef?

Bf2: yea babe, you stretched me that much.
by bingbang420 May 31, 2020
mugGet the Ass queefmug.

Psychic Ass Pus

i.e. life force leaking out the back end, waking life devoted to and fixated upon anything that happens below the belt, be it in themselves or others
Although she was long in tooth, she had always allowed for the leakage of the psychic ass pus, reveling in it, and as such it had tainted her children
by BitchfinderGeneral March 5, 2024
mugGet the Psychic Ass Pusmug.

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