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Egg on my face

When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.
Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”

Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025
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Next Big Meme Face

The “Next Big Meme Face” refers to a highly exaggerated or humorous facial expression from an animated cartoon, often capturing a character’s extreme emotion or reaction in a visually distinctive way. Originally Defined by the famous “rantsona” creator LS Mark, these faces are designed to stand out, quickly becoming widely shared and reinterpreted as memes due to their relatability and over-the-top nature.
LS MARK: It doesn't serve any purpose and is done just for the sake of it, in hopes it might become ""The Next Big Meme Face"
by AwesomeSauceEric January 22, 2025
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Sit on face

A action where a woman sits on a man’s face. I don’t know what else you want me to say
“Sit on face babyI can’t add mine cuz

“ok…”

“Ty mommy” like I know what yall love
by Lilhitler January 24, 2025
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Water the face yard

To wet someone’s beard with …. Lady juice.
Alright ladies, who wants to water the face yard?!
by SunshineJunkie February 1, 2025
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Anus Rectum Face

A terrifying serial killer who roams the woods of the cocklands.
Little is known about this mysterious person except for their appearance. They possess a face (possibly a mask) with what appears to be a human rectum shown on it.

Sometimes in the woods, campers may hear their friends (s)cream in the night, followed by an ominous utterance:

"I have left you leaking and squeaking."

May whatever god exists have mercy on the poor individuals unfortunate to encounter this terrifying entity.
camper 1: I'm just going to go out into the woods to piss.
camper 2: Sure.

<after five minutes have elapsed>

camper 1: AHHHHHHHHH IT'S ANUS RECTUM FACE!
A.R.F.: I have left you leaking and squeaking.

camper 2: I'd better get the fuck out of here
by GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT February 7, 2025
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sad bitch face

It’s like a resting bitch face but you look sad.
She has a sad bitch face.
by Thekarenslayer February 18, 2025
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Bee Movie Face

The bee movie face is from a clip in the movie where you look up and open your mouth up wide. (p.s Tucker)
Bro he just hit the bee movie face.
by Tuckermartin69 February 19, 2025
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