Waffle ASS

When you have been sitting in the car for over five hours and when you pull over at the local BINGO hut to pinch a loaf and your ass tingles from sitting to long and you know you have little wrinkles on you fat ASS shape like the seat.

DAD! PULL OVER. I have a bad case of Waffle ASS!

by Gilfslayer1 August 9, 2018

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Ass wipe

A female version of a dumb ass; one who only thinks about themselves.

This ass wipe needs to learn some damn manners.

by Com mon Knowledge September 7, 2023

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Ass

Your booty cheeks or something that taste bad

The food tasted like ass.
Don't look at my ass or I will slap you

by Not_Ganyu July 27, 2022

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Craini-ass-tomy

A highly invasive medical procedure to remove a persons head which has been firmly planted
up their own ass, causing a severe case of (see analretinosis).

Man, life really sucks and it’s your fault. I gotta get that craini-ass-tomy I’ve been needing.

by Commonsense mofo June 15, 2018

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Kiss ass

Sub serviant.

You ain't really sub serviant, so quit trying make yourself look like a kiss ass.

by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021

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Puss-ass hoe

A 'Puss-ass hoe' is a derogatory term often used to describe a woman who engages in sexual intercourse with men in relationships but when confronted by his main chick, she isn't the best at defending herself.

That Puss-ass hoe don't know how to fight! I'll beat that bitch to the ground.

by TrophyTh0t February 15, 2022

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