Dirty Jacoi

When a man fucks a woman but his penis is very small, so she has to fake it.
His dick was so small I pulled a dirty jacoi on him
by Istillrespectwaman December 04, 2021
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Dirty pidgeon

When a construction worker hovers over a portable toilet and shits on the top of the lid and seat.
Dirty pidgeon :The act of shitting on a portable washroom seat
by Dr. Dudoo April 12, 2018
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Dirty Macleod

A bagel soaked in whisky and left overnight to absorb. Typically eaten in the morning after a bender.
Manny: Aye bud u making a dirty Macleod?
Paul: Only if you stay up all night bud
Manny: Fine bud, I will if you beat me in pong
Paul: Pffff good luck bud. Lemme just cook up these dirty Macleods and shotgun real quick. They should be ready by the morning.
by Warmbudlight223 October 05, 2021
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Dirty Davila

When you’re beating it up from behind, she’s about to cum and you grab her foot and start tickling it.
Bro I gave her the ol’ Dirty Davila last night. I was terrorizing it and she screamed “OMG I’m about to cum!” so I grabbed her foot and started tickling it. I finished 5 secs later, she did not. Then, I had her make me a sandwich.
by Daddycito February 27, 2025
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Dirty Cheyton

A man uses a strap on and has anal sex with one's self and then deficates all over their boyfriend/girlfriend. Also Dirty Cheyton can be used to describe a nasty man with a small penis
"Hey man I gave this bitch the ol' dirty cheyton last night.
by [Admin] Word creator February 09, 2022
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dirty matt

when a big black man shoves his viola down your throat violently
"I was just chilling in orchestra class and received a dirty matthew"
by imcool1111 October 08, 2023
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Dirty Deeds done with Sheep

A rendition of AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds done dirt cheap" created by the infamous Bob Rivers.

Likely not safe for work, at least once he sheepishly confesses to pulling the wool over your eyes.
If you're havin trouble with you barnyard friends
Youve got a thing for ewes
Been countin sheep but you're not in bed
Heres what you gotta do:
Get out the barn stay off the farm!
Go read a nursery rhyme.
Don't ring 976-BAAA
That kind of loves a crime!

Dirty deeds done with sheep
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep
Dirty deeds done with sheep
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep

My friend Larry has a little lamb
Her fleece is white as snow.
He keeps bragging 'bout her night and day
Someone should tell him, No,
Look at the flock they're all in shock!
Here comes that mutton fan.
Knock off the fleece Give them some peace.
Don't be a barn door man!

Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!

Velcro gloves Knee pads Late-night dates
Done with sheep!
Warning signs Electric fences High Voltage!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Don't tell em what I've done to you!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds, done with sheep! Aaaargh!

(Quiet, girls! I think the shepherds coming!)
by bitchuck September 08, 2024
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