Ancient little dick

A nickname for a bro or homie.

George: Ayup ancient little dick?
Micheal: hey I’m not ancient!
George: why didn’t you deny the little dick part?
Micheal: Uhhmmmmm…..

by SomeKidig_ April 13, 2022

Bear’s dick

2-4 inches is the most it can grow. It has a lot of hair and produces a lot of sperm. Usually not in use if no girls are around and is usually a wasted potential

You should try to be with Bear. (Bear’s dick) will be worth it

by Ballbuster99 April 14, 2022

Baby Carrot Dick

A term for the penis of a red-headed male.

Matt is for sure rocking a baby carrot dick.

by Moosedog5 April 14, 2022

Hold my dick

Phrase said to clergy when they try to molest you.

Priest: Hey, sweet boy. Wanna try something new?
Choir boy: Hold my dick, creep!

by armerlinsea April 17, 2022

shitting my dick

are you being for real

Vivian are you shitting my dick

by cowboygoldfish April 18, 2022

send a dick pic day

guys send dick pics to girls when asked to

girl: send it over🤭
boy: nah
girl: but look at the day it’s send a dick pic day🤨

by bozozozo April 20, 2022

lick my dick

its like kiss my ass or taste me cock except its licking and your dick

Timmy: HAHA YOUR MOM'S IN JAIL
Oliver: well uh,
lick my dick
Timmy: no u
Oliver: you want me to lick my dick?
Timmy: uhhh
Oliver: that's what I thought motherfucker
Timmy: fuckin' asshole
Oliver: hmm I thought you were a bitch
Timmy: *does suicide*

by I-ready more like I-not-ready April 21, 2022