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On the dick

The condition of something being true to itself. See also: genuine.; legit.

Origin: Birthed from a misunderstood hearing of the word “authentic.”
Have you ever had Beluga caviar?”
“Yeah, bro, that shit’s on the dick.”
by waineypoo December 7, 2025
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A phrase used to accuse someone of economic violence against a marginalized group or the working people. Directed against corporations, the government, insurance companies, car dealerships, banks, rental agencies, and other conmen.
"Inflation is occurring because of supply chain issues, I mean corona virus, I mean inflation, I mean tariffs..."
"You mean raw dogging, bareback Greed. Get your dick out of my wallet."
by LazyRooster December 9, 2025
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What you tell someone when they put their dick in your wallet as a joke.
Guy 1: *Notices that Guy 2's wallet has been left out on the table* now's my chance. *Unzips pants and puts dick in wallet*
Guy 2: I'm finally back. What do you- *stares in silence*
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Get your dick out of my wallet.
by RStickCat34 December 10, 2025
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Get your dick in my wallet

The reverse of Get your dick out of my wallet, inviting someone to steal all your money because your righteous and it’s the best thing to do. Give me your money.
Hello, please Get your dick in my wallet I want to ave no money and be scammed, it’s all I’ve ever wanted.
by ObliberTheGreat December 11, 2025
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Veiny ass dick

That guy had a veiny ass dick, man.
by Veinyahhdih December 27, 2025
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Peruvian small dick syndrome

The syndrome, originating in Peru, where any chud-like organism has a mutation around the groin area, making it look like their dick looks like the country of Peru.
Jack: Did you hear that Enzo was diagnosed with Peruvian small dick syndrome?
John: I always knew he had it since he was a 4th grader.
by ChuddyMcMuffin January 12, 2026
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choke the head off my dick

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."
by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009
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