soft dick

When the dick is only smol. If a guy asks if you want to see it say no. im still traumatized.

Y/n: hey

Guy: Hey, wanna see my soft dick
Y/n:Nah

by Aztylux March 26, 2021

dick on a wish stick

You’re fav toy in the porn shop

Walking into a porn shop and you say (in your best British accent) “By God! Where’s my dick on a wish stick?!”

by Boski March 27, 2021

Dick fucked

When playing any video game, and the other team is so bad, you shit on them, or fuck them in the dick

"that team is so bad at pvp, we just "dick fucked" them in the ass

by myhandleisbigger March 29, 2021

Kill 'yo dick

A term used by men where 2 men engage in rough oral sex.

"Hey man can I kill 'yo dick."
"No I'm not gay tf?"

by fortnite7777 March 29, 2021

Walking Stick Dick

That unwanted lingering erection when your sex date no-shows after you’ve already taken Viagra.

My bootie call no showed last night after I took a little blue pill giving me major Walking Stick Dick all night long.

by Colt 40 Feinberg March 29, 2021

Urban Dick

(noun) Someone who primarily posts sexual slang on Urban Dictionary.

“Are you an Urban Dick?”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

Dick Ass

Having to exit a location quickly.

Bro a cop was coming so we had to dick ass

by Penelope schad March 31, 2021