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Dick Swoop

Inserting yourself into a conversation/situation for your own benefit. Basically cockblocking for your own gain.
P: What happened to that girl from last night?
D: J totally dick swooped and took her home.
by photobygettyimages November 9, 2017
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Dick walk

When your so tired from doing finals that you go through your friends list/school mates that you start thinking about which dick you wanna ride since youve been so deprived from a good dickin
Man im so happy im done with finals, i think ill take a dick walk
by Itellfalsefacts June 1, 2018
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Dick Wrestle

Similar to an arm wrestle. Except both people grab onto one penis and try to get it on one side.
He told me I wasn't strong so I beat him in dick wrestle
by anonymous April 26, 2022
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Dick-cheese

Dick cheese was originally a word used to call certain americans you've just met (the conditions being: They must be an E-boy older than 17 and they must be met in a random discord server), however, the word quickly evolved into a declaration of gratiude, a greeting, a curse-word, a way to wish good luck and eventually; It turned into actual God himself.

There are 234 known religions today that praise the holy Dick-cheese, commonly reffered as Allahuahajha by members, and is currently the biggest religion in the world. So big infact that everybody is practicing without even knowing as it has become a way of life for humans.

There are tons of statues of the holy Dick-cheese throughout the world immitating the original statue created before big bang by the all-famous content creator Dimitriousenarabou Iamthemad. It is said to still be standing tall as it was made using one of the hardest materials in the entire galaxy called Viagrinarigenato.

While we still ask the question; "Why Dick-cheese of all names for our holy God, lord, saviour and liberato!" it is said to have originated from an ancient drawing uncovered by the inhabitants of old. All we have today is a modernized image of how we speculate the original looked like, and I shalt bless thee, oh worthy desciples, with a sight for sore eyes; The most accurate recreation of the ancient 'Dick-cheese' painting; Loved and adored by all!

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Yo was good Dick-cheese
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Holy mother of hecking Dick-cheese
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Dude 1: Imma hit the yeet to the street

Dude 2: Aight, Dick-cheese ya l8r sk8r

Dude 3: Amen

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Holy frog he's such a pp-cheese (curse-word; As we do not defile the name of our God, lord and liberator)
by Ideklmao February 26, 2019
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Dick knob

A dick nob is a person that’s like a dickhead, but not. They’re stupid and rude and you hate them with passion. If someone makes a disgusting or misogynistic joke, they are a dick knob. If they take offence to it tell them to suck it up because It’s a fact. This person could either be racist, sexist, etc. If it’s a man and they’re being misogynistic, (sexist against women), they are a dick knob. If a woman is being a misandrist (sexiest against men), they are a dick job. If someone cheats on you. They are a dick knob. If someone makes a rape joke, or a “dark joke” that involves racism, misogyny, misandry etc, they are a dick knob. So on and so forth
*r4pe joke*
You’re a fucking dick knob aye cunt.”
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Dick Spit Hit

A powerful hit of crack cocaine which causes such a numbness of the mouth that the jaw fills with saliva. The user then applies the saliva to perform an excellent blow job or hand job using the product for lubrication.
after smoking a fully loaded crack-pipe: "Holy shit, that was a fucking dick spit hit for sure!"
by Used2Bscrubs August 9, 2024
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National Suck a Dick Day

let her suck your dick, it’s national suck a dick day!
by eugoslavia June 24, 2021
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