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stroking my beard

by Ard rob March 15, 2019
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hold on to my mash

If a guy says hold on to my mash he means hold on to my dick
Max: “hold on to my mash
Lara: “ew no!”
by ric4rdo October 3, 2021
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goof my troop

A very uncommon and rather unheard of way of expressing that someone is going to ejaculate. Most commonly used in forms of humor and irony
Man: Ugh, I'm gonna goof my troop

Woman: What the fuck?
by boppo_ August 11, 2020
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that's my excuse

when you give yourself a reason to postpone a task or job or an inconvenience you don't feel like doing.
yeah damn, I should mow the grass, but it's cloudy out and might rain, yea that's my excuse. excuse postponing lazy
by Marty5 April 7, 2013
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my nizzy

by Stevenizzle September 22, 2019
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Plant my tree in her forest

Have sexual intercourse with her
She sexually turns me on. I want to plant my tree in her forest
by Plato Disciple December 26, 2014
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