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I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

A term that when heard should inspire a sense of OH F**K... I'M ABOUT TO DIE :), it is NOT a sexual term, and essentially means the same as "I will kick your ass, and not in a good way", if delivered with proper intimidation can immediately shut down a bad situation.
person 1: (is stuck in an enclosed space)

person two: should i help him, Person C?

person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck

person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!
by abitchyyoutuber December 25, 2023
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Get My Mind Right

To smoke a cigarette/blunt/or any substance that will alter your state of mind, typically to improve your ability to complete an otherwise boring task. Typically something you would say prior to doing so. Basically the equivalent of "I'm going to excuse myself real quick to go out back/run to my car to smoke a cig/blunt/joint"

i.e. Go take a smoke break
Hey man can you watch the grill? Imma go get my mind right

Im gonna start cleaning up my station, just let me go get my mind right first
by styn December 10, 2021
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Publishing my thoughts in public

Hym "Publishing my thoughts in public is not bring a morbidly obese mental retard with a chin-beard that makes it look like he got a hairy nut-sack on his face."
by Hym Iam July 20, 2025
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my week with Marilyn

(N.B: The Marilyn referred to is Marilyn Monroe )

a) the title of a post-Harry Potter Emma Watson movie in which a character played by Emma Watson goes back in time to spend a week with Marilyn Monroe

b) an average Joe's encounter with a celebrity in the secular world.
boy a): what did you get for your birthday?

boy b): Lol. I got my week with Marilyn from my parents, getting to meet Larry King from Larry King Live when he came to speak on a local TV show and I was in the audience.
by Sexydimma October 31, 2014
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mafia in my mouth

When she takes a cumshot from 10 Italian micropenis’.
Broski: Bro, she told me she had “mafia in my mouth”. I thought she was the one...
Bro: broski, she belong to the streets
by Lolkekchebureklolol August 23, 2020
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my cry

when no ones there for you even when they say they are. they ask you questions and you respond but they ignore it and move onto the person they like better. you wanna tell them how you feel but you’d end up losing your only two friends. i guess no one can really be the perfect friend :)
1: so what do you think of this magic trick? be brutally honest with me

2: i can see it in your hand maybe go faster
3: it’s good!!
1: thanks r/n i live for your acceptance/reassurance!
*in person 1’s thoughts* my cry for help
<this happens everyday and i cant do it anymore>
by anonymous November 6, 2020
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butterfly in my radiator

The sexual act of being fist by a guy from New York while he spreads his hand out inside your asshole.
I met Tony at the local pub, he took me back to his hotel room and stuck his butterfly in my radiator.
by Xune September 24, 2022
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