bag of dicks

Someone who talks about dicks all day dicks always on there mind

Josh, your a bag of dicks.

by Cheerfear July 19, 2016

dick softener

You turn people off bc your sad as fuck

Omg she's such a dick softener

"Fuck you dick "

by Dick softener June 5, 2018

Pickle Dick

When he has inserted his hardware inside a female, more then 24hours ago and has not cleaned his tool.

Damn Brad, I smell pickle dick. You sick fuck!

by Da Ruuude January 4, 2020

Dick Water

You suck or smell really bad

Hey dick water named max pass the ball

by Dirtonmyboots March 9, 2020

Little dick nick

When someone is being a real dumbass bitch midget

Sam: Hey what's wrong

Rob: nothing just the guy is being a real little dick nick

by Kajaskimanda May 15, 2021

vaping nic and succing dick

what kyle does during 2nd period in the left upstairs bathroom

wheres kyle

oh vaping nic and succing dick

by MR.Psycho_yt February 11, 2022

Dick shitter

Annoying, obnoxious, asshole of a person.

I was driving and then this dick shitter cut me off

by Olliedoesiswin August 6, 2022