Picnic ass

1.
When a womens ass is large enough that when consumed you do not come up hungry.

2.
When a womens ass is used like a table to hold your plate of food.

1.Kelli has such a picnic ass, the last time I ate that booty I was not hungry for 2 days.
2. I went to Patty's house for dinner, she farted on my plate of hotdogs when I was using her picnic ass.

by jumbofupaass May 27, 2022

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Bitch Ass Trick

A man who is addicted to paying for pussy. So, addicted, he'll put it above everything and everyone else even his family or girlfriend. He lies, manipulates, and acts like a little bitch. He will spend his last dime to fuck a dump truck hooker with diseases but refuses to get help. Most likely still lives with his parents and has never grown up or done anything man like. Wants to be a bitch forever. Pathetic and selfish. Neve takes accountability and blames everything on others like a real bitch. Gets angry when he has to answer for his bitch like behavior and has no remorse or respect. Abused everyone around him. Can't have any real relationship cause he lies and manipulates everyone and has zero ability to be honest, loyal, and not a bitch. Embarrassment has no effect on him. He has no shame in being obsessed with fucking prostitutes and zero desire to stop . Will probably die from disease alone in his parents garage. Has no honor or integrity and provides no positive example of what a man should be for his kids. Throws tantrums like a toddler and justifies everything. Has no regard for others and will abuse people who love him till they are broken with depression and then he'll leave them and go on being a pathetic lying trick but claims to be the victim. Will never offer any kind of amends or remorse and sleeps like a baby after destroying other people.

Chris claimed to be a good guy but was a real bitch ass trick

by GlowUpglam September 17, 2023

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