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Term originally coined by Max Crosby of the Oakland Raiders in reference to Gardner Minshew of the colts on their December 31, 2023 matchup. Max used this term against other members of the Colts squad as well running around the field as mentioned by Gardner. Term showing the status of the individual as being a “Little Ass Boy”
Also used for disgraced social media wannabe gym chefs. Pimple poppers taking steroids because of inadequate mental clarity. Domestic abusers. Those who flaunt their perceived wealth and project a life of luxury, while leasing or renting their lifestyle, in order to boost their low self esteem and project on others while they ask their followers on for cashapp donations after wrecking their motorcycle being a dumbass. Gym chef influencers using bumass ai to create seemingly healthy meals that could be way more nutritional, healthy, and clean because they can’t create their own recipes and can’t afford or don’t know how to properly prompt ai to write better meals that they pawn off in a bumass cookbook.
Also used for disgraced social media wannabe gym chefs. Pimple poppers taking steroids because of inadequate mental clarity. Domestic abusers. Those who flaunt their perceived wealth and project a life of luxury, while leasing or renting their lifestyle, in order to boost their low self esteem and project on others while they ask their followers on for cashapp donations after wrecking their motorcycle being a dumbass. Gym chef influencers using bumass ai to create seemingly healthy meals that could be way more nutritional, healthy, and clean because they can’t create their own recipes and can’t afford or don’t know how to properly prompt ai to write better meals that they pawn off in a bumass cookbook.
“ Max tackles Gardner and pressures throw, “Little Ass Boy””
“Hey bro you know that phony ass Cameron Dukes aka cookingforgains? He’s a Little Ass Boy.”
“Hey bro you know that phony ass Cameron Dukes aka cookingforgains? He’s a Little Ass Boy.”
by KingTurdFurguesson December 29, 2025
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